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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 12:44 PM        cats v. dogs
http://www.siberiancats.com/race.htm

A victory in the discrimination against cats in dog sled races everywhere!
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
The Cats vs. Dogs movie really wasn't good at all.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 04:35 PM       
"I told the puppy lovers to watch out, that these cats were for real, but they thought I was joking," said Tucker, also known as "Fur Muffin."
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 09:42 PM       
did the cats get fur coats?
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
thats alota cats, too bad if someone cracked open a can of wiskers.......
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 02:04 AM       
CATS RULE!!!!

And they don't shit on the floor.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 02:13 AM       
Just on your face.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 03:53 PM       
Is this the thread where I deposit the lascivious, sexual innuendo and stupid plays on words involving the word "pussy"?
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
it was a whole POSSAY of cats. haha, possay sounds like pussay.


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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 07:59 PM       
So it's a possee of pussy then, technically?
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 09:43 PM       
CATS RULE, DOGS DROOL
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
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CATS RULE!!!!

And they don't shit on the floor.
Something to think about. Burying their poop is something that cats do instinctively. If you watch a cat take a dump outside, then you'll see that they also make a perfunctory attempt to bury their poop there as well. In other words, people don't actually train the cat to do it as you they do with dogs. It's not that you can't train cats to do things but it is harder. What does THAT say about their intelligence. This seems to be the argument with most cat lovers ... i.e. that cats are smarter.

P.S. And ... oh yeah ... a cat's pee smells really bad and if you don't think so it's probably because you're a cat owner and have become desensitized to it ... but trust me, it does.
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