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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 05:46 PM       
did you hear the one about mad max hes a fag badumbum
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 05:46 PM       
Hey did you know Mr. Adventure was arrested for just crossing the street? No he wasn't because he was jaywalking, it was because he was stuck to the back of the little boy!

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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 05:47 PM       
Hey did you hear about Jixby's nearly dying drinking milk? Apparently the cow sat on him!

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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 05:48 PM       
When an girl told Lotida that she thought a boy in her school was hot, Lotida almost puked all over her face.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 05:49 PM       
Ew Esuohlim told me he sucks dick just to keep his face warm!

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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 05:53 PM       
What's the matter Mad Max did people stop paying attention to you in your thread?

Oh yeah EVERYONE'S paying attention to you now, so it was worth it.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 05:55 PM       
Mr. Sarcastic: Apparently so, considering you're addressing me fucktard!
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:01 PM       
i herad that when lotida got her first period shethought her vagina was going to fall out so she glued it shut
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:02 PM       
i hear lotidas favorite peanuts character is peppermint patty lol
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:05 PM       
haha remember that time when lotida was on imockery all "my girlfirend broke up with me" and we were all "why" and she said "i kissed another vagina and she fonud out!"
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:24 PM       
When Lotida goes to work she wears a tie.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:41 PM       
I bet it's strap-on tie if you know what i mean.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:51 PM       
whut hwut

lesbians

whut whut

lesbians

yo take it from me mradventure
that ltoida is a lesbo with dentures
did you know vagina is all she craves
shell put a vagina tombstone on her graves

(lotida is gross shes real fat retard
lotidas hand is crusty and hard
lotida buys douche at costco
lotida why are you a lesbo)

yo i heard one day from gynocology
that lotida is a complete anomaly
i hear lotida wishes she was a runt
so she stand as tall as a c*nt

(lotida tongue is rough and sh*t
lotida smells like a a vagina pit
lotida wants to pop a cherry
lotida likes it when theyre nto hairy)

lesbians

whtu whut

lesbian

whut whut
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 07:05 PM       
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When Lotida goes to work she wears a tie.
I hear she dresses like Paula Poundstone!


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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 07:33 PM       
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whut hwut

lesbians

whut whut

lesbians

yo take it from me mradventure
that ltoida is a lesbo with dentures
did you know vagina is all she craves
shell put a vagina tombstone on her graves

(lotida is gross shes real fat retard
lotidas hand is crusty and hard
lotida buys douche at costco
lotida why are you a lesbo)

yo i heard one day from gynocology
that lotida is a complete anomaly
i hear lotida wishes she was a runt
so she stand as tall as a c*nt

(lotida tongue is rough and sh*t
lotida smells like a a vagina pit
lotida wants to pop a cherry
lotida likes it when theyre nto hairy)

lesbians

whtu whut

lesbian

whut whut
OMG liek you should white songses for a lviing!
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 07:53 PM       
lotida tha monster

monsters are green
monsters are scary
monsters like lotida
are really really hairy

some monsters eat up little kids
some monsters kiss them becasue they are little girls
that is lotida who is a lesbian girl

will finish later!!!!
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 08:12 PM       
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Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner
Thank you! But don't feel bad for me. Think of it this way.....while I was at work today, a whole bunch of virgin boys were thinking about me and posting about little ole' me!! Can you imagine how good that makes me feel?

And you KNOW they are jacking off to all those Lesbian stories because not one of them has a girlfriend! They can't even deny that.....how many threads have they posted in telling what losers they are and can't get laid....um.......A MILLION!! LOL!

SEVEN PAGES DEDICATED TO ME ME ME!!!
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 08:17 PM       
Hey, let's hope it gets to 17!
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 08:22 PM       
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Hey, let's hope it gets to 17!
I can only dream!! *sigh*

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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 08:26 PM       
lotida get of max's dick he doesn't have a vagina what do yout hink his name is MAXINE???
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 08:27 PM       
hey guys remember when lotida tried to dig a hole to china because she heard chinas have tilted vaginas
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 08:33 PM       
Actually I've never stated whether I was a guy or a girl, so Max could be short for Maxine...

But sexual ambiguity aside...

Did you hear about how Jixby and MrAdventure made up a stupid ass post about lesbianism and jerked off to it everytime they came up with another "witty" joke?
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 08:37 PM       
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lotida get of max's dick he doesn't have a vagina what do yout hink his name is MAXINE???
Are you jacking off right now?
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 09:34 PM       
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 10:58 PM       
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Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner
Thank you! But don't feel bad for me. Think of it this way.....while I was at work today, a whole bunch of virgin boys were thinking about me and posting about little ole' me!! Can you imagine how good that makes me feel?

And you KNOW they are jacking off to all those Lesbian stories because not one of them has a girlfriend! They can't even deny that.....how many threads have they posted in telling what losers they are and can't get laid....um.......A MILLION!! LOL!

SEVEN PAGES DEDICATED TO ME ME ME!!!
Just for you information little lesbian missy I DO have a girlfriend so aren't you jealous cuz she isn't yours why dont you go back to putting webcams in the little girl's room toilets because you like little girl fanny and little girl shit along with little girl vagina.
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