Green eggs and Ham

[SisterOFMercy]

for advanced readers only..

~Will Dick Clark ever die~

[Esuohlim]

Go Dog Go was infinitely better.

[Professor Cool]

Yurtle The Turtle you selfless fucks

[Cap'n Crunch]

I disagree, The Grinch is probably the best book. Yurtle the Turlte is close in second.

[MentalStaples]

I liked The Sneeches.

[Skulhedface]

CAT IN THE HAT FUCKERS

[Daphne]

the lorax

[kellychaos]

Would you ... could you ... on a train?

[huh]

would you...could you....with a fox

[Esuohlim]

huh

[kellychaos]

I would not ... could not ... suck your cox.

[anomalous]

I would not, could not, here or there.

[glowbelly]

one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

[Professor Cool]

On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sond,
Yertle the Turtle was king of the pond.

[Big McLargehuge]

Fox in Socks

[Lye]

the lorax!

[executioneer]

lol they should make a green eggs and ham movie starring Rob Schneider as Sam-I-Am WOULDNT THAT BE GREAT MOVIE STUDIOS, I MEAN COME ON FUNNY GUY, CHILDRENS BOOK, COME ON

-willie