evaluate my idea for a porn web site

[derrida]

ok the starting point is have any of yall ever seen those american apparel ads? if not you can google them ok. so yeah my idea here is to make pornos with chicks that look like that, basically they dress and have haircuts like they are from williamsburg brooklyn, the camera can alternate between between being held by either of the performers and a third party, lighting is fairly harsh, no plot of course beyond like hay this chick is coming over to get paid to bone.

oh and maybe a little french electro at the title screens, those people love that shit.

i'm not interested in becoming a pornographer so feel free to steal this idea and become a millionaire.

[MetalMilitia]

These sound like some exquisite pornographs but what makes the girls from those ads different from regular porn people?

[DuFresne]

It should be called something obvious like "US Apparel," that way more people will get the joke. Otherwise, it would honestly just look like any old poorly-done amateur porno, since that's all the ads looked like.

[Neen]

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[23_]

Originally Posted by DuFresne

it would honestly just look like any old poorly-done amateur porno

But it probably will be one.

[terrva]

Hey, a porno is a porno. I'd watch it.

[liquidstatik]

lol, is that you in your avatar 23? ;_;

[soundsurfer]

what the hell, why not

considering there's a porn niche for everyone these days (heck, there's even raver porn out there), this might hit off well

[Styled Executioner]

Porn is porn. If it's got some DP and fat moneyshot it'll do well.

[corpexec44]

I'd like to watch a bunch of Costa Rican chicks eat each other out to be honest.

[DuFresne]

can we lock this thread already

[Tadao]

Not until I perv.

[ElPila666]

Sex is fun at daylight

[JediScum]

Have a site with barf jobs. They the new rage (why I don't know)

Either that or strap on a fifteen inch fake phallus that shoots 90 tons of fake spooge.

That's just keeping up with the Joneses though. If you want to succeed, you have to be cutting edge.

[Moobs]

gross

[WhiteRat]

Have a site that instead of using sausage like bigsausagepizza.com, you use mushrooms. You could call your site bigmushroompizza.com.

[JediScum]

Maybe you could make a site where the people actually HAVE SEX. Too much porn is ruined by a guy pulling out and whacking it for like 2-3 minutes.

you know, I'm starting to FEEL it and then a gotta watch a guy jerk off. I look down, and think "well, if this is what's happining, why don't i just watch me?"

[Et tu]

Sad fuckers are just like.......er?.....idk.....sad wankers i guess.

I'm going to cry a little!

I hate millionaires.

[Fat_Hippo]

Originally Posted by Et tu

Sad fuckers are just like.......er?.....idk.....sad wankers i guess.

I'm going to cry a little!

I hate millionaires.

I'm sorry, but I didn't get ANYTHING out of that. What were you trying to say?

[Sacks]

You know now that you changed your avatar your name and title are COMPLETELY OFF BASE, Fat_Hippo. You are WORTHLESS now.

[Fat_Hippo]

Oh poor me, I feel so sad. But fine, if it upsets you, I'll change my title.