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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:58 PM        HEATH LEDGER "DIED OF MASTURBATION" TODAY
This is according to Wikipedia and their crack team of to-the-minute updaters but this information is subject to change at a second's notice anyway so who knows
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:59 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:02 PM       
Well the brokeback jokes should end now. Least for a while.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:03 PM       
CNN is running it too.

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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:04 PM       
UPDATE: The cause of death is now cited as "Martin Luther King Jr. Day"
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:05 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:07 PM       
Whenever anyone dies I always check wikipedia & their update is always 30 seconds before I get there. Those guys must have it on speeddial.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:20 PM       
Aw shucks, he had a couple good movies.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:22 PM       
Least his last role is a really good one
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:27 PM       
Dammit, could someone record themselves saying how much they'll miss this guy & email it to me?

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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:28 PM       
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:30 PM       
Er, I mean Clown Prince.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:44 PM       
You people make me sick! It's simply way to soon to be making fun of sweet dear Heath Ledger. Fuck you guys I hate all of you!!!!
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:51 PM       
Nevermind, I found some audio. Thank you anyway.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 10:20 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:24 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:29 AM       
Maybe he finally watched A Knight's Tale.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:41 AM       
Another editted revision said that he "died of AIDs after fucking a cowboy."
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:55 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:02 AM       
I got that joke, Cosmo.


And while I think it's tragic when someone that young dies, I gotta say, I hope when I go it's in some sort of hilarious manner.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:02 PM       
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Another editted revision said that he "died of AIDs after fucking a cowboy."
Saw that one coming.
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I got that joke, Cosmo.


And while I think it's tragic when someone that young dies, I gotta say, I hope when I go it's in some sort of hilarious manner.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:52 PM       
He died because he realized how terrible the Joker in the new batman is going to be.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:59 PM       
It's a shame the hooker he ordered didn't arrive earlier.

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