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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 08:16 PM       
that was like one of my favorite movies when i was a kid


AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IT OUT IN REAL LIFE.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:36 PM       
i went on a reallllyyyyy creepy hike in the middle of nowhere during a storm, got lost and had to decide between going through thigh-high swampy disgustingness or a pitch black forest. the pictures turned out kinda boring and not very good but i wanted to share this one:



i didn't have time to take a good picture, because once i saw it i was pretty much running my ass out of there, but it was a deep foggy red and totally scary. does anyone know of anything other than the obvious that would have caused this? i don't think it was the obvious because it was pretty big and deep for a little pond thing.

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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 12:06 AM       
Sorry, I can't see what you see, try as I might. BTW why spoiler tag a muddy sneaker and a panoramic view of ... was that the swamp? I agree - it creeps me out, even in broad daylight - but hardly spoiler material.

What do you think you saw?
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 12:11 AM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 01:41 AM       
how dare you ruin your nice shoes your mother will have a fit
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 01:44 AM       
the red was most likely red clay.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 01:45 AM       
do you know how long your mother had to work to put those shoes on your feet?
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 07:16 AM       
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Sorry, I can't see what you see, try as I might. BTW why spoiler tag a muddy sneaker and a panoramic view of ... was that the swamp? I agree - it creeps me out, even in broad daylight - but hardly spoiler material.

What do you think you saw?
it looked like a big creepy pool of dark blood in the middle of the forest during a storm not far from swampy disgustingness to me. i tried to convey that by showing just how disgusting this experience was, but i failed
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 07:48 AM       
Those shoes belong in the INAPPROPRIATE THREAD.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 08:06 AM       
I'm surprised that you're even scared of swamps, rain and forests considering your vast experience.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 08:12 AM       
those shoes are awesome ok, i've had them for seven years
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 08:25 AM       
They might look good, and feel comfortable, but how are they going to stop a snake bite, or a twisted ankle? Go and buy some ex military boots. It will make you feel tougher, too, so you wont be scared of spooky swamps anymore.

Also, do your feet not grow? Seven years?!
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 08:31 AM       
On the subject of nature, I was attacked by a seagull today after work. I left the building, and while waving goodbye to some people it came swooping down at me squawking. I ducked and swore and people laughed, then it came at me again flapping it's wings, and I ran. I felt like a numpty, and people were laughing at me, but then it swooped at me for a third time and I had to hide behind a car, checking the sky for my attacker. I saw the coast was clear, so I ran doubled over to get to the cover of the bus stop.


I guess it thought I was in it's territory, or was going to take it's food or something like that.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 09:09 AM       
maybe it thought you were a seagull cause you were flapping your arms around waving good bye :O
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 09:25 AM       
Hmmm, that sounds like a reasonable explanation.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 09:28 AM       
the secret to seagulls is to punch them
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 09:51 AM       
I was walking around the other day and couldn't help myself but marvel at the beauty of the world around me. Every corner had a nice surprise for me and for my wondering curious mind. Talking simply won't do it justice so let these pictures fill in a thousand words in your ill informed, unbeautified minds.


WARNING! The following picture makes the Grand Canyon look like a welfare check.

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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 10:44 AM       
A lot of reddish swampwater comes from tannin, from decaying leaves.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 12:46 PM       
RED CLAY I TELL YOU
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 12:48 PM       
guys i think that elx would already know all of these things
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:47 AM       
Nothing worthwhile, but the clouds this morning looked pretty neat:


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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 08:37 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 05:48 AM       
His roof was on fire and he didn't need no fucking water.
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 09:52 AM       
That's not just the roof! The entire interior is black and destroyed.

He wasn't home and he lives alone with no pets. He was out drinking when a space heater sparked and took the whole house down. He was drunk when he got a call that his 60 years of possessions were being reduced to ash.





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Old Aug 7th, 2010, 11:14 PM       
hiking in SW Ohio.

High Crime!!!


Hazardous Cliffs!


Hand-sized spiders! (Pretty sure this is a fishing spider)


Steep cliffs!


Dark caves! Possibly used condoms!


Treacherous paths!
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