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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 03:25 AM       
What the hell man, I've known that for the longest time now. You must be stupid.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:38 AM       
The guy reminds me of Dr. Phil so I lol much.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 05:46 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 06:43 PM       
Story of the week



So while i'm at work i notice a very attractive indian looking girl who comes in once in a while. I was even thinking of talking to her if she ever came to my register which is big step for me because i'm not to great with girls. ( if you seen my picture you know why)

On a seperate plane we just hired a couple of new people at work and all of them are pretty cool except for this one douschbage. He's loud and thinks everything he says is funny.

On an intersecting plane i'm standing by the exit door greeting the customers and talking to this other girl, when the very attractive girl and the douschebag come by. the girl i was talking to is friends with the two so i guess im a little bit more comfortable in conversation...

The asshole asks me "are you new..." i say no but he continues with "Oh I saw this hindu kid the other day and i thought he was you..." I shake my head and say that of course all brown people look alike. No on gets my sarcasm.

They finally leave and I tell the girl i was talking to that i hated the douschbag with a great passion then she reconfirmed my suspicion that the attractive girl was his girlfriend...

I like how life tends to piss on my face alot...
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 07:19 PM       
Hey guys i just got back from spring break.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
i'm just starting mine




i don't think i'm gonna do anything...
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
Don't go to any "Spring Break Spots" they are just big frat parties and it is rare to meet anybody worth talking to. And when you do finallly find someone worth talking to you will be stupid and blow it anyway.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 08:55 PM       
OR THEY WILL THROW UP ON YOU.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
OR THEY WILL BE REALLY COOL AND HOT AND THEN YOU WILL MISS ALL THE HINTS AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL CALL YOU A FAG AND ASK YOU WHY YOU AREN'T IN HER TENT AND THEN YOUR HIPPY FRIEND WILL BE ALL LIKE "GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE IF HE GOT LAID AND NOBODY ELSE DID I WOULD HAVE NO MORE FAITH IN THE WORLD"
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
YOU MUST HAVE HUNG OUT WITH ME LAST YEAR. YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY SUMMER.

AND MY SPRING BREAK.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
YOU HAVE A HIPPY FRIEND?
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:04 PM       
I HAVE TWO.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:04 PM       
OMG DO THEY FOLLOW JAM BANDS AND DO ALL KINDS OF DRUGS?
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:04 PM       
I LIKE THIS ONE GIRL BUT SHE DOSNT LIKE ME THAT WAY I WANT TO MARRY HER AND LIVE IN FLORIDA
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:07 PM       
DRUGS YES.

BANDS NO.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:08 PM       
MY HIPPY IS BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOURS
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:08 PM       
I think I'm considered the "hippy friend," even though hippies are pussies and i hate them and they are too rebelious and im a good ol boy, never meanin no harm.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:11 PM       
BUT MY HIPPIES ARE HOT GIRLS.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:12 PM       
I DIDN'T HAVE SPRING BREAK YET.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:12 PM       
THE HOT GIRL THAT WAS GOING TO SECKS ME WAS A HIPPY
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
THE KEY WORD THERE IS WAS.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
WELL UR HIPPY GURLS CNA SUK MEH COCK! LIEK, SEREASLY.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
DIDN'T WE ALREADY GO OVER HOW I AM A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK"?
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:19 PM       
NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU ARE A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?"
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:21 PM       
Liek, then we can do each others nails and hair and wear really cool slippers and pillowfight.
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