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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 10:27 AM       
I thought that a book could fill the same role, but there's this one guy who keeps asking me about the books I read, telling me to visit his house and see all the books he has. I would rather read a book, but I guess listening to music might be the way to go

Oh, I went to a Quiz Night tonight and our team came fourth... out of eight. The questions were shit; the 'History' section was all about Australian history rather than interesting stuff like the Spanish Civil War, or the Battle of Stalingrad. The Geography section also continued the theme; and was all stupid Tasmanian geography. Like I know what the god dammn tallest mountain in bloody Tasmania is.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 10:46 AM       
I have the same problem in doctors' waiting rooms. Normally it's older people who want to talk to me, mainly about whatever their health ailment is at the moment.

I take a book and if someone looks like trouble (trying to draw people around me into conversations, etc), I will become increasingly engrossed in whatever it is I'm reading.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 11:04 AM       
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Not sure but I think this qualifies you as one of the "nutters".
sometimes i pretend to be on the phone when i'm walking alone at night too
i don't think it's crazy and i don't think you would either if you met some of the people i've come in contact with.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 11:07 AM       
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sometimes i pretend to be on the phone when i'm walking alone at night too
i don't think it's crazy and i don't think you would either if you met some of the people i've come in contact with.
The phone idea is a good one I suppose. Make people think you are able to easily get help.

You shouldn't be walking the streets at night by yourself though.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 11:12 AM       
Yeah the phone isnt a bad idea. But why pretend? Why not just call someone for real? That way if you did need help you could get it. Also... Keychain mace.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 11:21 AM       
it's easier to listen to people whine on my voicemail about how i never call them than actually call them - they'd probably hang up on me anyway.

dont you guys have any dodgy things you do to avoid awkward/bad situations?
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 11:35 AM       
I pretend I'm working very hard.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 12:25 PM       
The only thing is, I actually talk on the phone when I'm going through a bad neighborhood. And I let the people know where I am, should I suddenly scream and be disconnected.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 12:27 PM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 12:29 PM       
We had a guy here in Dayton last night who was mugged and shot over $10.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 12:34 PM       
And I imagine in Cleveland, a man was mugged and shot over a slice of cake.

Ohio is full of hillbillies and psychopaths.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 12:49 PM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 02:58 PM       
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SLEEP PROBLEM UPDATE:

Benadryl fixed my wagon on monday; I fell asleep before 11 PM trying to stay awake for Colbert. Shit's unheard of. I missed him, but it was worth it.

THE PROBLEM is that I had to take ten of the fuckers to get the sleep-aid effect, and there are something like only 40 pills in each box. It was kid's benadryl, and I assumed that meant just chewable tablets, but they might also have just been weaker. I dunno.

I also went back to not sleeping last night so I guess this is going to be an everyday thing. Here's hoping it doesn't get expensive!
have you tried melatonins yet

or giving up stimulants
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 03:09 PM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 03:30 PM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 03:32 PM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 03:49 PM       
So I was at the hospital the other night and thought I would check the boards on my phone. As soon as I opened the web it pops up this terms of agreement or some shit for using the hospitals wi-fi. Part of their terms were...



Obviously I said fuck it and came here anyway.

Also. Apparently you cant visit an online casino while at the hospital.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 03:53 PM       
you probably can't even watch porn at that hospital :/
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 04:01 PM       
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