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Aug 7th, 2003, 12:19 AM the 1230 hermit crab attack

getting my stuff ready for work tomorrow and i hear a horrified shriek coming from my sons room.

IT"S GOT ME OH MY GOD IT AHHHHHHHHHH

AS ANY GOOD FATHER would do i waited for my wife to go running in and investigate, and it turns out THE HERMIT CRAB HAS MY BOY IN A DEATH GRIP.

a struggle ensued, hands washed, lanocaine issued, and underwear changed.

this whole scene was really freaky.

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Aug 7th, 2003, 12:24 AM

At least it wasn't Bill Clinton. You could be happy for that. :/

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Aug 7th, 2003, 01:49 AM

What a good, predictable conservative you are.

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Aug 7th, 2003, 02:36 AM

Hermit crab? KUNG FU GRIP??

Sounds like my ex girlfriend's crabs

*How big was that crab? The biggest hermit crab i ever seen was a size of my fist

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Aug 7th, 2003, 10:02 PM

like you ever had a girldfriend

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Aug 7th, 2003, 10:17 PM

Treated!

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Aug 8th, 2003, 10:34 AM

Similiar situations occur at the Nevernever Land Ranch on a daily basis.

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