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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 05:31 PM       
WHY?! WHY DID YOU LET HER BACK IN ON CHRISTMAS EVE?

Why couldnt you just turn off all the lights (after she knocked on the door or whatever) and in a not so quiet voice tell the kids to be quiet and maybe she will just go away.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 05:45 PM       
Holy shit, this just gets worse and worse.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 07:01 PM       
I can't read this anymore P(
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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 07:04 PM       
I'm waiting for one of two things to happen here:

1) George fesses up to this being the biggest bullshit story he's come up with since meeting Justin Timberlake, and gloats over how he got us all real good, or.....

2) George sends us a photo of him in an orange jumpsuit, typing away on a laptop in a prison cell because he has chopped Nancy into pieces and fed her to the family's pet goat.

I will be satisfied with either conclusion.

P.S.- I love you George, you big, fruity hunk of weird.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 08:48 PM       
i didn't know comic book villains existed in real life, too

i think it's hilarious how she'll lie in any scenario, even when there's no reason to do so and it could even hurt her position. She is totally dedicated to evil, and that's kinda admirable.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 08:49 PM       
I can actually see this happening - people are effed up and they do some stupid, nasty despicable things to people just for the hell of it. I'm sorry it happened to George (if it did happen, now that the BS card has been thrown into play, thanks sspad!) but the fact that he's talking about it means he's in a better place now, which means the story does have a good ending.

I hope it ends with Nancy being eaten by sharks.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2009, 10:03 PM       
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She is totally dedicated to evil, and that's kinda admirable.
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 01:03 AM       
no spad, this is all the truth, or at least as much of it as i can tell without fear.

trust me, despite the fact that i felt like killing her, the pay off comes eventually. this is so much longer than i thought it would be. there is quite a bit more. trust me, everybody gets what they deserve

i will try to add more tomorrow, i want to be done with this, thinking of it all makes me sad, and amazingly life is pretty good right now.

but i wont spoil the story.
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 01:28 AM       
Focus on the good stuff now while you write it. Make that your balm. To borrow the cliché, 'That which does not kill us only makes us stronger'. I like to think that means when things are good we can look back at what is bad and endure the memories, because we were rewarded later.
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 08:26 AM       
reading about how your kids have never left your side is absolutely adorable

and i mean that <<<
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 11:04 AM       
Kids are like that - open honest and caring. When the chips are down, and there's no where to go, a child will instinctively cling to that which makes them feel safe and secure. That says a lot about Georgie, now doesn't it.
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Old Dec 5th, 2009, 03:24 PM       
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trust me, despite the fact that i felt like killing her, the pay off comes eventually.
Please tell me it's coming soon, George. If there's another bout of you crawling back to this heinous bitch, I will have to smack the shit out of you.
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Old Dec 5th, 2009, 11:40 PM       
Unless I miss his hints meaning, I think the next installment will have at least one more instance of that, otherwise he would have been able to give us the payoff already :P
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Old Dec 5th, 2009, 11:46 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2009, 08:49 PM       
Didn't nancy post on these boards for a brief period of time way back?
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Old Dec 6th, 2009, 09:50 PM       
Yeah, I thought I remembered that.
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 02:20 PM       
What was her alias?
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 02:44 PM       
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yeah, under 'Nancy'. iirc i made her avatar

the account isn't here anymore, though, unless the name got changed
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 07:09 PM       
Did George ever come back with another installment?
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 07:15 PM       
The thread's right here. You can find out with just a few clicks! :O
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
I'm lazy. So far it's the same posts from the last time I was here.
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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 07:19 PM       
Yes, he renewed his vowes with Nancy on Thanksgiving.
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