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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:04 AM        This was a completley clothed endeavor, my friends.
I'm in a backseat of a car. A cramped backseat, actually. Atleast, with two people in it, it was. And then her mom pulls up right next to us.

Yeah. I didn't know what the fuck to do. I just sat up, traumatized.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:08 AM       
ohmg what happened ?
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:08 AM       
It would have been super cramped if she got in the backseat, too.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
oops i read that all backwards, nevermind
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
tell her that your mom said it was ok
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
She got out real fast and got in the car with her mom, and then they drove off. I sat in my car alone for like, 10 minutes
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:15 AM       
you havent had secks till you've been caught having seck
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:15 AM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:18 AM       
Quote:
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you havent had secks till you've been caught having seck
We wern't even doing anything like that!
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:20 AM       
not even kissing?
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:21 AM       
Wanna take a stab at grabbing the Too-Much-Information crown? I think Seth took it from me when he made reference to his "panted prince," but I'm not quite sure.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:29 AM       
We were kissing, definatley. At one point she asked me if I could breathe. She kept saying I was giving off mixed signals, and asking if I was uncomfortable. Sigh. I totally suck, dudes.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
You are allowed to suck the first time.

Maybe even slobber a bit. :/
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:53 AM       
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you dont suck. if you sucked, i wouldnt of had anything more to do with you. i love you.

i thought it was a humorous situation when my mom pulled up, eventhough i thought i was going to die. she ended up making jokes about foggy windows after i explained it. i was in shock, and having a fit of laughter. nontheless, it was fun.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:56 AM       
It's a good thing your mom didn't attack my hobbler ass. I love you too.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 01:46 AM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 01:54 AM       
:romance
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 08:42 AM       
how cute. young love.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 08:54 AM       
i like true love... even though all of you think im a mean person, really i just need love.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 09:09 AM       
The only love that will satisfy you is prison love.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 10:19 AM       
Where were you parked? Driveway?
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:34 PM       
At the Barnes and Noble her mom was suppose to pick her up at, but she came like 30 minutes before she was suppose to. And I don't even know why we decided to park in Barnes and Noble, I think it was my idea. I don't have too many good ideas. :/
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
You're not trusted enough to take her home?
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
Hey, just look at it this way. Neither of your parents are pissed at you, you got a little kissing action, and you love each other. Not a bad situation, is it.











Too bad Klownboy had to ruin this thread by speaking.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 06:44 PM        .
go to hell so me and Satan can cut your balls off, shove them into your mouth, then sew your mouth shut.
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