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Old May 18th, 2004, 10:11 PM        Goth Geek stabs mother with sword
http://www.kypost.com/2004/05/18/sword051804.html


I sometimes come too close to crossing the line of geekdom, but luckily we have people like this to make us seem perfectly normal.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 10:24 PM       
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Seth Dragon, 19 -- who was known until April 30 as James Courtier -- was arraigned Monday in Campbell District Court in Newport on charges of first-degree assault and terroristic threatening.
Terroristic threatening?
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Old May 18th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
"Give me all your silver or perish, Dunmer!"
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Old May 18th, 2004, 11:10 PM       
Please Lord, don't let him be a roleplayer.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 11:15 PM       
Oh, you know he is.

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Old May 19th, 2004, 02:21 AM       
I HATE RETARDED FANTASY SHITHEADS!!! GODDAMNIT!!

Stupid fucker probably thought it was pretty bad-ass to back-stab his mother. I can't tell if I feel sorry for the mother or if I think she deserved it for raising such a twat.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:52 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2004, 03:06 PM       
he sho uld get lethal injections just for the name..
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:22 PM       
his mother should cut his head off.....show the little iraqis how its done.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 09:50 AM       
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 12:52 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 01:40 PM       
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"Give me all your silver or perish, Dunmer!"
Somebody played Morrowind.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 02:50 PM       
Holy crap, he changed his last name to Dragon? That's my real last name.

Fucking last name posers.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 09:27 PM       
"Medieval sword" my ass. It was probably a 440 stainless fantasy piece of shit with fake gemstones and fancy dragons on the hilt.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 09:55 PM       
That he spent all of the money he earned at Spencer's on.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
The kill points on the sword jump up to +12. Roll again.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
seth dragon, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch
but you mustn't touch!
his name sounds good in your ear
but when you say it, you mustn't fear
for his name can be said
by anyyyyyone!
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Old May 24th, 2004, 08:04 PM       
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Old May 24th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
Careful, OAO. Apparently, that's not a subject to laugh about.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
But Jeanette's angry posts are.



Funny thing is, I actually know this guy from another message board.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 08:39 PM       
Wow, he even used special effects to make that wall look like a dingy vampire's tomb.


...wait a second
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Old May 25th, 2004, 12:40 AM       
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"Medieval sword" my ass. It was probably a 440 stainless fantasy piece of shit with fake gemstones and fancy dragons on the hilt.
No Perndog, I think he got real medieval swords! From the real medieval sword store!
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Old May 25th, 2004, 12:58 AM       
EDIT: I changed my mind. I don't feel like replying to that.
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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:10 PM       
U ken get one if u use a charm and go to another dimension stupit!
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Old May 26th, 2004, 03:56 PM       



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