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SMN · #1

5. When I was nine, I lost controll of my bike, and l flipped over a stone wall into a giant picky bush with sharp metal in it, and escaped with my life intact

4. when I was fourteen for a week my shit was blue.

3. I met all of you guys.

2. I was singing "princes of the universe" while turning the radio on, and the song was on, exactly where I was in the song.

1.I had a dream the other night I changed my avatar, and I got the exact same one two days later.

ProfessorCool · #2

two out of 5 of your weirdest things are based off the internet,and this site?

You're either a bad joker or ungodly pathetic.

Methuselah · #3

5. Was born alive

4. Wasn't put up for adoption

3. Reading this post

2. Fell out of the top of a 100 year old tree and kept my life

1. A hot chick likes me

Marilyn666 · #4

5. Died once
4. Got chased by a drunk hippie
3.Got pneumonia when it wasn't cold(yea)
2.Had a seizure from playing the playstation when I was tired
1.Accidently threw my cat against thhe wall

Big McLargehuge · #5

Marilyn666 · #6

It's not that funny.

Cap'n Crunch · #7

HEY

YOU CHANGED THE ONE WHERE YOU SAID YOUR MOM WAS A HIPOCRITE.

Marilyn666 · #8

That's not actualy a wierd thing that happened though, it's just a fact.

Cap'n Crunch · #9

EverythingWillSuck · #10

1. i pooped my pants when i was 7
2. pooped them at 11
3. pooped them at 14
4. poop them now
5. WELL MAYBE

Pee Wee Herman · #11

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE WEIRD? IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY POSTED STUFF IN THIS THREAD THAT MAKES YOU GO "WTF!"

Gurlugon · #12

I've had my ass grabbed by the owner of a mini-golf course!

And, yes, that's my five.

FartinMowler · #13

I walked up a metal slide with my socks and smacked my chin onto the top level and it left a perfect circle scar

I did acid at a Judas Priest concert that they had seperated into two sections and I wasn't in the same section as my friends and I had to trip by myself

I walked home 10 miles :/

When I was a kid we had a horse shoe above the garage door so I turned it so it was a "U" shape for good luck and it fell off one day and hit my dad in the head...That was the only time he ever kicked me in the ass

The first few months I lived in Toronto I rode my bike through a rough section of town and got pulled over by two police that told me to go home but kept following me and eventually beat me up. I took them to court and won but I didn't get anything but they lost a day of pay :/

I posted the Kill Bill thread but I didn't get to see it yet

Pee Wee Herman · #14

Are you a visible minority or something? I can't think of any reason why the cops would beat the shit out of you like that.

Tripping out by yourself = teh suck.

Walking home = teh suck

FartinMowler · #15

I'm not like you fucknut's who spend everyday on the computer I actually did something in my youth. I was a rebel... a warrior fighting the "man". Now I'm married and boring

Pee Wee Herman · #16

Wow... a groovy dude.

Tell us a hippie story, wise elder.

Command Prompt · #17

1. Pump
2. Up
3. The
4. Jam
5. FOOL

Jason · #18

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Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

Are you a visible minority or something? I can't think of any reason why the cops would beat the shit out of you like that.

Tripping out by yourself = teh suck.

Walking home = teh suck

reading posts by Pee Wee Herman= teh suck

Gurlugon · #19

You're just jealous...

THAT I NOW HAVE 200 POSTS

...And that he has 240.

Pee Wee Herman · #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

Are you a visible minority or something? I can't think of any reason why the cops would beat the shit out of you like that.

Tripping out by yourself = teh suck.

Walking home = teh suck

reading posts by Pee Wee Herman= teh suck

YU0 = TEH SUCK

FartinMowler · #21

I grew up in the 80's you knob...when skateboards where for skating not landing on your nads and Metal was Wiplash by Metallica and not Punk by Sum 41.