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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 02:27 AM        Ever heard of Animal control.
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Who fires a gun at an object an inch wide at ground level?
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 02:52 AM       
"This is so bizarre it has to be fully investigated," he said. "We're pretty sure circumstantially that it is the bullet from the police officer's gun, but it might be a bullet from someone else."

That was the most reatrted fucking thing in the entire article.
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 06:31 AM       
WTF, who is so terrified of a snake that they feel the need to pull out their guns and discharge it. Discharging a fire arm while on duty is an assload of paperwork.....seriously.....firing a gun demands at least an hour of time set aside for explanation and a formal report on the incident. This absolutely wreaks of "punk cop who wanted to find a reason to use his gun" .....makes me sick
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Old Aug 7th, 2007, 12:11 PM       
"Watch the tearful grandfather say the bullet should have hit him"

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Old Aug 8th, 2007, 11:05 PM       
It could only be sadder if the snake released a statement apologizing for existing.
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Old Aug 8th, 2007, 11:13 PM       
Why do people end their questions with periods. Doesn't it kind of make you look like an idiot. Did you take English at all.
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Old Aug 8th, 2007, 11:17 PM       
I absolutely hate seeing retarded punctuation as well?
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Old Aug 9th, 2007, 04:19 AM       
goddamn why did this have to happen in my state, the news won't shut the fuck up about it -_-
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Old Aug 10th, 2007, 03:18 AM       
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Why do people end their questions with periods. Doesn't it kind of make you look like an idiot. Did you take English at all.
I end questions with periods to keep grammernazis like you on your toes.

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Old Aug 10th, 2007, 02:54 PM       
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20212558?GT1=10252

snakes are the new Britney Spears
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Old Aug 10th, 2007, 08:43 PM       
Bimbos with no talent, and a just as retarted younger sister?
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 02:19 PM       
Fantastic joke, ZBF. He just set it up there, and BAM, you just took it right into the goal with that zinger.

It's especially great because people will be all like 'what... how can a snake be a bimbo, I don't... OHHHH!' and then they'll totally get it because we all know what Britney Spears is like am I right?
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Old Aug 17th, 2007, 09:10 PM       
It's "retarded", Jesus Christ.

Anyways, tragic incident.
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