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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 08:13 AM        Hey Rog C.H.U.D is being Remade!!!
And its going to be directed by Zombie



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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 10:08 AM       
Next stop on Rob Zombie's Classic Horror Destruction Tour.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 04:10 PM       
God damnit, why can't he (and every other director) just make their OWN movies instead of tarnishing these classics. I love C.H.U.D. and don't want to see him to do it what he did to Halloween.

For those of you who aren't familiar with C.H.U.D., here's my old feature on it:
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 04:17 PM       
I'm going to email Rob Zombie and ask him to remake Prince of Darkness.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 04:18 PM       
I'm going to email myself a reminder to MURDER you.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 05:18 PM       
I wonder how many times we're going to see his wife's ass in this one.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 06:30 PM       
I dunno, but I'm guessing there will be an abundance of angry redneck characters,
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 06:36 PM       
I would kill to be able to just sit down with him and have a one on one talk about why remakes are bad and why he should just come up with something completely new of his own. Rob Zombie isn't a bad guy, but he's making really bad choices with this remake shit...
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 06:38 PM       
and The Stuff! That's what I'll mention in my next email.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 07:01 PM       
It's gonna be hard to type an email when I've chopped off your hands.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 07:19 PM       
Ahh the stuff was awesome. A friend and I watched that when we were 8 or 9 and fucking loved it.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 07:56 PM       

I almost forgot about The Stuff!
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 08:04 PM       
'Can't get enough, of The Stuff'
I just picked it up recently, it doesn't hold up well.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 08:59 PM       
I tried convincing Boogie it was well worth reviewing this Halloween season, but he went with the Dead Heat movie instead. I'm gonna have to review that movie myself sometime, cuz The Stuff is awesome. No horror collection should be without it.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 09:29 PM       
Oh no, now there will be two versions of C.H.U.D in the bargain bin!!!

(Not including the sequel)
Ps, that's where I bought my copy of C.H.U.D
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 09:46 PM       
I actually never saw the sequel cuz I heard it was really awful and had nothing to really even do with the C.H.U.D.
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Old Nov 8th, 2007, 11:12 PM       
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I actually never saw the sequel cuz I heard it was really awful and had nothing to really even do with the C.H.U.D.
Rumor has it that C.H.U.D II: Bud the Chud was originally written as a sequel to Return of the Living Dead. It is really bad, but sort of fun.

CHUD II TRAILER

The stuff is well worth a review. I forgot how over the top it was.

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Old Nov 9th, 2007, 12:20 AM       
From what I have heard, this is an unfounded rumour. The Stuff, Ghoulies, Puppetmaster and Gremlins are also so far safe from this remake madness. We can rest well...for now...

Friday the 13th IS being remade, though. That is true
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Old Nov 9th, 2007, 12:33 AM       
It's not a rumor Chum, Rob Zombie has confirmed his participation. Nothing is set in stone, but he intends to do it.
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Old Nov 9th, 2007, 12:39 AM       
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It's not a rumor Chum, Rob Zombie has confirmed his participation. Nothing is set in stone, but he intends to do it.
I see.

I have nothing against remakes - some of the best horror movies have taken an existing premise and "re-imagined" it, right? The Thing, The Fly, numerous Frankenstein monster movies...etc...

I just hope that RZ gets the humour of this movie. In my opinion, that is what the most recent wave of horror movies have failed to capture - the humour. Remember Re-Animator? Damn!
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Old Nov 9th, 2007, 02:54 AM       
How could somebody not like The Stuff? It boggles the mind!
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I just hope that RZ gets the humour of this movie. In my opinion, that is what the most recent wave of horror movies have failed to capture - the humour. Remember Re-Animator? Damn!
Who remade Re-Animator?


And Dead Heat was great. The part where Treat Williams gets "attacked" by liver was just like one of those scenes from Police Squad! where someone threw a wig at Leslie Neilson and he clutched it to his face and screamed.
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Old Nov 9th, 2007, 03:10 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2007, 03:39 PM       
Bud the C.H.U.D had a lot to do with a CHUD in a basement and a dog.
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