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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 12:30 AM        Craziest Mode of Tranportation
What is the craziest way to get around?

Everyone knows this answer, walking. Can't get crazier than that folks.
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 12:31 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 12:35 AM       
Ever seen the movie Jumper? Well, I don't get around that way.
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 01:26 AM       
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What is the craziest way to get around?

Everyone knows this answer, walking. Can't get crazier than that folks.
Is this supposed to be funny or serious, cause it's neither.
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 02:39 AM       
Quantum barrier tunneling. All it requires is a proper mix of luck and patience.
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 06:26 AM       
using only your c*ck muscles to pull yourself along the ground
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 12:03 PM       
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using only your c*ck muscles to pull yourself along the ground
Thats the manliest way to get around.
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 01:08 PM       
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Thats the manliest way to get around.
rosie o'donell manly
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 04:04 PM       
lol
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 06:39 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2008, 06:49 PM       
A bus, but it's a bus for an asylum
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 02:33 AM       
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Is this supposed to be funny or serious, cause it's neither.
It's supposed to be a reminder to all those people who ever had that ONE guy who always gave out the cheesiest jokes around and laughed at him/herself.
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 02:55 AM       
What if you grafted yourself to a skateboard? Or grocery cart? WACKY!
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 03:13 AM       
Would getting hit in the face by a fist causing you to fly backwards over a bar into several shelves full of liquor count as transportation?
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 03:17 AM       
I'd use my hovercraft but it's full of eels.

Also, ask me about my experience with a dead parrot and my proficiency at being a lumberjack.
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 05:59 AM       
I see what you did there
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 06:30 AM       
yeah but did you see what I did
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 08:02 AM       
Well, there's always ALEX CHIU'S TELEPORTATION DEVICE!
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 04:27 PM       
I have no idea what you did there.
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 05:45 PM       
I did there.
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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 12:58 PM       
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I'd use my hovercraft but it's full of eels.
I'm afraid I'm out of matches, sorry.
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 05:31 AM       
i think i'm gonna do the thing i did earlier to DALI-II too, i've been meaning to do it for a while actually
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