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darkvare · #1

that being a guy one day you are gonna pay a doctor to stick his fingers on your ass to check your prostate

i hope technology saves me from that

Crimson Ghost · #2

What if your Dr. is a woman?

darkvare · #3

if she is a woman you put on some barry white music and try to enjoy it

Crimson Ghost · #4

I wish I could say it has never happened to me. The first time is bad, after that.., it's still bad. I offered to buy dinner, got a little laugh. Or if you ask how they did that with both hands on your shoulders, you'll get a laugh.

glowbelly · #5

i had a patient a couple weekends ago who was all loopy on pain meds and started gettin flirty while i was listening to his heart/lungs. as i was leaning down he whispered to me, "so you wanna check my prostate next?" and kinda winked/smiled. i looked him right in the eye and said "i'm not so sure you want me to do that," while i held up a finger.

he stopped smiling and winking.

Tadao · #6

Why would holding up your finger have that effect? I've had it done twice. My Dr. was a christian and I think he wanted to make sure I didn't enjoy it.

glowbelly · #7

cause i have big hands :D

Tadao · #8

Sacks · #9

It's true, her handshake is like squeezing a pack of brats.

Dimnos · #10

I bet you are popular with the lezbos

Sacks · #11

Me? Not really, but I'm flattered you thought so. You're a sweet kid.

glowbelly · #12

i bet you are too

glowbelly · #13

AND YOU TOO

glowbelly · #14

AND YOU OVER THERE! YES YOU

Sacks · #15

Why are you pointing fingers, Glowbelly? Do they not get enough attention? Hearty sausage like attention?

RaNkeri · #16

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly

cause i have big hands :D

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT WOMEN WITH BIG HANDS, RIGHT?

Dimnos · #17

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT WOMEN WITH BIG HANDS, RIGHT?

They are popular with the lezbos?

ElPila666 · #18

Those gape porn movies are really disgusting

Bod · #19

So at some point in your life, being a guy means someone sticks fingers up your arse. Whoopy.

Women from an early age have to have clamps stuck up their vags then be scraped out. It is vile. One time I got so tense the nurse couldn't pull the clamp back out. She had both hands on it yanking away telling me to relax! She then pottered around the surgery until I finally decided to relax.

The last time the nurse couldn't find my cervix which I find very bizarre. It was 'hiding' apparently. I was told to cough! Three clamps later and I was told it was to the left and at an odd angle.

I'm so grateful they are made out of plastic these days. I remember when evil nurse shoved cold metal ones up you and I'd be grateful when the nice ones warmed them up with hot water. Then after shoving it in and opening up, they then screw some mechanism, I've no idea what, I've never been in the position to see.

YOU MEN, you don't know you're born