I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Colonel Flagg]

---> science thread. apologies.

[elx]

<3

[k0k0]

If they really did send it faster than the speed of light, wouldn't it have arrived before they pushed the button to send it?

[Zhukov]

Exactly. Figure that one out, boffins.

[Rongi]

So I guess we're done with the pram maven thing, huh

[Rongi]

Let's talk about boners

When was the last time you had a boner?

[HickMan]

This morning. Boners are funny. Even the word is funny; boner. I also like the word 'penis'. I'm convinced that's the funniest word in the English vocabulary.

[Rongi]

I like to call it a dingus sometimes

P sure I took that from Dr. Steve Brule when he talked about ripping hair from your dick and eating it. He called it a dingus

Anyway I'm about have a boner soon

[Pram Maven]

One time, Portland animator Don Carlson, the namby-pamby pedoSmurf rubbed up against me with someone else's boner. Fucked me the freak out.

[HickMan]

Thinking about Steve Brule boners me up sometimes, too.

I have the first four seasons of Tim and Eric on my harddrive here in Afghannyland, and boy do Afghans love it.

They also love 'Big Trouble in Little China' almost as much as I do.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by HickMan

I have the first four seasons of Tim and Eric on my harddrive here in Afghannyland, and boy do Afghans love it.

Are you fucking serious

That is amazing

[Rongi]

I never would have thought Afghans would like T&E

[Shyandquietguy]

So when is Don Carlson going to kill the president?

Any guesses? Is he gonna do it with a cross bow? Or pull string?

[HickMan]

Yeah and I'm not talking about the Afghans that speak English and are somewhat Americanized, I'm talking about the tribals who are avid believers in Pashtunwali. The Afghans that pretty much are convinced that we're just the Russian reinforcements.

These are the guys that watch Tim and Eric and laugh their asses off. They may not even get it, and it may just be due to politeness, but man is it a hoot.

[Pram Maven]

In the year 2073, Portland animator Don Carlson will kill the president...by being reincarnated inside of him.

[Shyandquietguy]

Yeah.

[HickMan]

It also could be due to the fact that every Afghan smokes dank shit on the reg and therefore things T&E is hilarious.

[HickMan]

Hey Shyandquietguy, we never talk. How are you?

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm doin fine. In fact I'm just as flabbergasted as Rongi about the T&E being so popular. Then I read about the dank afganny nugs.

You should introduce them to Mitch Hedburg

PS, No! How are YOU?

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by HickMan

It also could be due to the fact that every Afghan smokes dank shit on the reg and therefore things T&E is hilarious.

This is too funny. T&E should do a USO show in Afghanistan

Also tbh when I used to smoke a lot of weed (I quit smokin herb a year and a half ago), I used to find T&E a lot funnier. I still think they're gr8, but the herb made it something transcendentally brilliant

[HickMan]

As much as I'd love to introduce them to such great comedy like Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks, I just think that will go over their head. They know the basics of English: Fuck, Shit, Damn etc...but they're more into the physical humor of things. They cracked up when Tim and Eric rubbed brownies all over each other, or when Eric rubbed balloons all up on his crotch and ass area, but didn't get the subtleties of the Innernette humor and skits like that where basic understanding of the English language would be helpful.

But yeah these guys know how to blaze. I don't partake, since I'm in the Army afterall, but I am very much looking forward towards my enlistment ending and moving to Austin TX where I shall squeegee my third eye.

[Zhukov]

Originally Posted by HickMan

Yeah and I'm not talking about the Afghans that speak English and are somewhat Americanized, I'm talking about the tribals who are avid believers in Pashtunwali. The Afghans that pretty much are convinced that we're just the Russian reinforcements.

These are the guys that watch Tim and Eric and laugh their asses off. They may not even get it, and it may just be due to politeness, but man is it a hoot.

That's awesome. I don't even like the show that much, but this is hilarious.

[k0k0]

Fuck T&E Awesome Show. I don't hate it, but don't like it because it's the reason why they stopped doing Tom Goes to the Mayor. And I like that show a hell of a lot more. Another show that is kind of a spin-off that I liked a lot more was "Check it out with Steve Brule". That show was probably 20 times better than tim and eric.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hickman, do they constantly watch Tom and Jerry? PS: I am sorry but I can't think of too many physical oriented humor here.

[Rongi]

I never really got into Tom Goes To The Mayor, the art direction always bugged me. It was too ugly looking. Also the general tone of the show just kind of bored me. I've only seen like 4 episodes though.

Check It Out With Steve Brule, I only saw one episode but I thought it was pretty funny

T&E has had some truly magnificent sketches, some of the best things I've seen. If you don't think Celery Man is some next level shit, I don't know what to tell you my man