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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 09:54 PM        Beach Party thread
Summer is approaching in Australia, so let's all forget our troubles in this forum with a silly Beach Party. Who wants to bury me in the sand?
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 09:55 PM       
I DRANKED TOO MUCH SALTWATER
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 09:56 PM       
*goes into the water*

*runs from Jaws hiding in the water*

I think we need a bigger boat.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:09 PM       
SUMMER IS OVER IN AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE SO FUUUUUUCK YER!
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
If this were really the beach I'd totally be kicking sand in jake's face and shoving sea urchins down his throat.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:15 PM       
@Otto: Don't ever change.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:19 PM       
Then you'd buy one of those Charles Atlas kits, but I'd just shoot up and gain gorilla retard strength.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:19 PM       
is this for real?
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:19 PM       
I just scream and run away from jellyfish at the beach.
Then eventually I get too drunk to run so I start peeing alot hoping that'll keep the critters at bay.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:20 PM       
seriously i think this isn't for real, guys.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:21 PM       
I wish Tadao would come back from his meth binge.
This thread could be alot more fun.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:23 PM       
*builds sandcastle based on the Hyrule one in Zelda*

*digs* *classic sound sequence: da da DA DA!* *Jakeofalltrades found a Manglor Mountain! But it's sandy and the Mang-Lava is dried up...*
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:39 PM       
that would never happen at a beach party.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:56 PM       
It's an internet beach party, go with the flow. I'm going to put some shrimp on the barbie... I mean prawns, actually.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:29 PM       
Iku ze!!!!!
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 12:56 AM       
While Jake was cavorting around the beach, the paparazzi came and took several unflattering pictures of Jake. Within a few hours, zoomed in pictures of the mass of cottage cheese he calls his legs were plastered all over the supermarket tabloids. One of the titles read, "Jake has cottage cheese legs and his face is covered in cheeto dust".
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 01:37 AM       
@WhiteRat: Damn Murdoch. *shakes fist*
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 01:40 AM       
What the fuck is this shit? Seriously? For once I wish I-Mockery had sage bombing.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 11:37 AM       
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WHICH ONE THERE ARE SO MANY
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
are there gonna be boobes in this party otherwise i'm leaving
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 02:52 PM       
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are there gonna be boobes in this party otherwise i'm leaving
Jake's throwing the party so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 03:13 PM       
But there will be highly detailed cartoon pictures of boobies.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
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I've never heard a woman say Iku ze. This is a character made by Jake.

I just had to come and start some shit with this little tool. Keep fighting the good fight Tadao
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 04:14 PM       
was it really that hard to figure out yukiko was someones character what are the chances of two jackasses showing up at the same time and sucking eachothers cocks. probably pretty high but fuck you

also they''re probably both somebody else's character probably somebody with a ridiculous knowledge of stupid anime shit like chojin gw or somethhing i dunno.
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