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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 11:00 PM        CHOCLATE NEWS
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 02:17 AM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 02:22 AM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 11:53 AM       
Still better than Mind of Mencia.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 12:02 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 12:14 PM       
I scream because it makes my bad jokes seem funny!
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 12:18 PM       
Your right it is better.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 02:25 PM       
I still haven't seen it yet but I'm a fan of DAG's "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 02:42 PM       
Comedy central needs to stop being all 'ETHNIC JOKE SHOW HOSTED BY ETHNIC COMIC'
Dave Chapelle's the only guy whos good at it
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 01:05 AM       
I think Comedy Central should just stop making new shows. Most of the stuff they pull out now is either some bland comic trying to be "edgy" (you just cannot be edgy if you're saying the same shit everyone else has already heard before) or "random funny" (Sarah Silverman is HILARIOUS! icantstoplaughingomg...)
And the movies they decide to play during the afternoons aren't really all that great, classic or otherwise. Its even worse when they decide to play the same movie over and over again. I used to like Dogma...
But then again, anyone could just maybe not watch these bad shows... right?
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 11:02 AM       
Everything that has anything to do with Comedy Central sucks balls now and has for a while. Chapelle's show was the last good thing they had but it was pretty much over when he ended it. The damn chocolate news is just another idiot exploiting his own race.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 11:53 AM       
Carlos Mencia isn't even Mexican. He's half german and something brown.

Daily Show & Colbert Report are awesome, though.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:05 PM       
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Carlos Mencia isn't even Mexican. He's half german and something brown.

Daily Show & Colbert Report are awesome, though.
His real name is Ned. There's a great video of Joe Rogan ripping and heckling Mencia for stealing jokes and being phony.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 07:11 PM       
I'm really proud of the fact that I share the same country with Stephen Colbert.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 08:59 PM       
I finally watched the episode I DVR'd last week. There will be no more episodes DVR'd. I wasn't expecting it to be half as bad as it was.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2008, 12:56 AM       
Chocolate News is fucking unbearable to watch. I watched one episode and I couldn't even muster a smirk. I was even massaging my prostate while watching it, too!
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 11:12 AM       
What is bad about it? Is it just about how black people can dance and not keep jobs or what?
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 12:25 PM       
It's just not funny.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 03:47 AM       
does it have the chocolate weather report where the dude tells everyone it's gonna chocolate rain
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 10:06 PM       
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does it have the chocolate weather report where the dude tells everyone it's gonna chocolate rain
lol... Sadly no. Just David Alan Grier and a bunch of no-names trying to capitalize on the fact that Chappelle's Show is gone and Obama is president.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 10:27 PM       
I do like the one black guy on the show. Michael Keegan smith I think his name is. I don't remember if he used to be on MAD TV or that animal show.
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