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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 03:23 AM        Gorilla Killed In Poice shootout
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 05:15 AM       
Ah not 30 minutes from where I live and this is the first I have heard about it....but a correction. Not sad, just funny.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 11:06 AM       
If they could shoot him with a bullet, why not a tranquilizer?
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 11:10 AM       
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If they could shoot him with a bullet, why not a tranquilizer?
Zoo workers armed with tranquilizer guns had pursued the animal through the forested jungles of the Wilds of Africa exhibit for about 40 minutes, but could not gain a clear shot, officials said.

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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 11:34 AM       
Blah, I still think it's stupid to have killed it.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 02:15 PM       
The little boy said in the hospital "the monkey tried to eat my head"
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 05:12 PM       
The ape was reaching for his piece. The officers had to take him down
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 05:20 PM       
This just in:

"The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo."
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 12:46 AM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 12:51 AM       
You're just as bad, mote.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 01:16 AM       
Why hasn't anybody photoshopped Magilla Gorilla for this thread yet?
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 01:51 AM       
This just in:

"The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo."
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 05:56 PM       
I thought i heard about this. Was this the one where the stupid kid jumped into the cage and the mother jumped in with her two other kids or something? Stupid people.
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