Video Game Death Traps

[Eternal_Champion]

the guy with big fuckin fingernails in comix zone

[Guitar Woman]

EVERY FUKIN MEGAMAN GAME FOR THE NES! gesus! Megaman sux! He can only shoot in two fukin directions! TWO! HE SUX! Aiming upward might have made a huge difference, but cheap-ass Crapcom were so fukin lazy they said "Naw, we've gotta plan to ruin Handheld Zelda in the future, we cant program megaman to aim upward." CAPCOM SUX!

[Captain Goodtimes]

I beat all of them without any help.

Maybe you just suck.

[Raziel]

I thought all the megaman games I played was easy.

[Raziel]

Yeah the dude on comix zone with the fingernails was really hard the first time I went through the game that guy always came up behind me and sucker-punched me .

[eggyolk]

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[MikeSoAwesome]

Megaman has kind of tanked since X4, X and X4 are the only games that are really worth it.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"wow who else got fucked on the carnival in sonic 3?"
I feel your pain, although i did eventually manage to evade both that and tomb level (eventually). Not to brag or rub it in, but i also killed the last boss in comic zone before the women would drown from that fuel. I Fucking hate that level in Battle Toads, where you have to race that rat and watch out for the vents that release toxic fumes.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Captain Goodtimes

I beat all of them without any help.

Maybe you just suck.

Yeah, you're probably right.
Also, the stage where you get to the top to get laid in Alley Cat Is really fukin hard And Kitty wants sugar!

[ThisIsWitty]

Prince of Persia was pretty easy up until where I'm at now...

That room with all of the swingey-ropes and the ledges and the foot of water on the floor. I got past all of the puzzles and shit but I don't know where the fuck the exit is. I suck at that game now.

[ernasty10050]

i think the whole mega man series sucked really really bad...it always came down to having fast reflexes, and if i wanted to improve my reflexes i would rather dodge bullets

and plus he was too gay to lift his arm over his head and shoot what was coming down on top of him

the only megamans i liked were the ones where you could get in machines sometimes but i dont even know what those ones were

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

Everything in Ninja Gaiden for the X-box.

The game isn't THAT hard. It's great, but it's not as hard as people think it is.

[camacazio]

Originally Posted by MikeSoAwesome

Megaman has kind of tanked since X4, X and X4 are the only games that are really worth it.

Yes except your an idiot to say that X and X4 are the only games that are really worth it.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by ernasty10050

i think the whole mega man series sucked really really bad...it always came down to having fast reflexes, and if i wanted to improve my reflexes i would rather dodge bullets

and plus he was too gay to lift his arm over his head and shoot what was coming down on top of him

the only megamans i liked were the ones where you could get in machines sometimes but i dont even know what those ones were

Amen. I'm glad someone finally realized Megamas sucks

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Akira teh Cat

Amen. I'm glad someone finally realized Megamas sucks

Nah, you do.

[Captain Goodtimes]

akira doesn't like pong cause the paddles dont move horizontally, its too challanging for a retard like him and ernast.

[ernasty10050]

Originally Posted by SevenForceIncUSA

Nah, you do.

woah lots of boxes!!

[Seven Force]

We Todd It!

On topic:

There's this game called Kid Chameleon for the Genesis, and one of the levels has a fucking spike wall chasing you to the right. At the end, there's a split in the middle. If you take the low road, you'll be trapped and eventually killed by the wall of spikes. You can't even see the dead end until it's too late.

[EisigerBiskuit]

LoZ:MM on the GC... I can't get the sun mask cause the game keeps fucking up.

Also: Has anyone tried using the Leader's Mask on the undead warriors in the canyon's castle? Hilarious

[EverythingWillSuck]

Originally Posted by eggyolk

wow who else got fucked on the carnival in sonic 3?

i will NEVER forgive sega for that. They didn't even mention the updown trick in the official player's guide. gaffhhhghh.

and thinking of sega, in that snow level in sonic advance 3, when you fight dr. robotnik

JUMP AND AVOID

[Skulhedface]

Ahh..

There's a part in Mega Man 6 in the first Mr. X level where you have to break a wall precariously close to a few spikes and your only foothold is a rotating lift...

It's fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

And fuck you to Mega Man haters

[Tallyho]

Yeah, fuck the Carnival Night barrel.

[Maverick Zero Unit]

the Carnival was so easy. I dont understand that you people couldn't figure that one out? I was like in 5th grade and I could figure it out. Wait... how old am I?... Now I gotta check the year of the game...

EDIT: Sonic 3, 1994. I'm a senior now... so, I was in... third grade? I don't know. I failed math. I'm passing using computer classes.