So I ran out of soap ...

[kellychaos]

Well, I didn't acutally run out but the shower was in progress and the Zest was out of reach. Hmmm ... this "Head & Shoulders Refresh" will work in a pinch methinks. Little did I anticipate the difference due to nerve ending density in the nethers. It's like my shorts ate a mint. If only the passerby knew the refreshing party that was blazing in my pants.

[James]

...

Why does EVERYTHING turn me on?

[FartinMowler]

I am sure Jamesman will have a minty fresh breath today this is getting too easy :/

[Anonymous]

If it seems easy, it might be because you're not trying hard enough.

If it seems like no-one likes you, it might be because they don't.


And 'kelly' is 'female,' you poor-3d-model-for-a-picture-having moron.

[Anonymous]

I'm not in a very comical mood today. Indifferent, apathetic, wanting-to-move-out-of-this-shitty-area would all be adjectives that better describe my state. So pardon the irony in my stating of the following:

Kids. Either you're funny and/or interesting, or you're not. No amount of effort (sketch) or lack thereof (mowler) is going to compensate for it. If you're not going to provide slightly valuable content to at least one person here that you didn't bring with you, then pretty please, with sugar on top - go away.

This message was not directed at kelly.

[FartinMowler]

I hate do disagree with you but I think that Kelly is a Dude.

[Anonymous]

Any other day I would be glad to start off this post with something like 'Just because of that one babysitter you had...'

But no. What if Kelly was? Then some guy you don't know on the internet got turned on because he thought a girl was talking about her privates, but it was really a guy.

Hilarious. And worthy of further wrecking the post curve and making me wish I had never made that fucking emoticon that every half-bit ree-ree thinks is naughty and includes liberally throughout their 'rowdy,' grammatically-frightening insight.

[noob3]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I'm not in a very comical mood today. Indifferent, apathetic, wanting-to-move-out-of-this-shitty-area would all be adjectives that better describe my state. So pardon the irony in my stating of the following:

Kids. Either you're funny and/or interesting, or you're not. No amount of effort (sketch) or lack thereof (mowler) is going to compensate for it. If you're not going to provide at least slightly valuable content to at least one person here that you didn't bring with you, then pretty please, with sugar on top - go away.

This message was not directed at kelly.

Bye guys

[FartinMowler]

Chojin the Hugh Grant of Mockery. What an asshole

[glowbelly]

hugh grant is neato.

[kellychaos]

I WAS a guy when I started this thread ... that is ... I am ... <fumble, zip, fumble> ... yup, thought so ... Egads! It's hard typing with one hand. Back to our regularly scheduled insults

[Carnivore]

Chojin can always be counted on for brutal honesty. Lord knows he's not always right (he is in this case), but he'll never sugar coat anything for you. I strongly advise you take the hint.

[James]

Originally Posted by Chojin

But no. What if Kelly was? Then some guy you don't know on the internet got turned on because he thought a girl was talking about her privates, but it was really a guy.

More importantly, some guy he doesn't know on the internet made a joke about being turned on, that Fartin didn't understand. Girl or not, Fartin's still a #7.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Jamesman

Girl or not, Fartin's still a #7.

I forgot. Which one am I? :/

[Darryl]

A zero

[slavemason]

I thought the Newbie Numbering Scheme had been laid to rest. But to save you some time Kelly, you are turning out to be some strain of Herpes. You pop up as some annoying sore and everyone tries to hide you. Then you fade away for a bit but we all know you'll return. Believe me, it takes one the know one.
I hope I wasn't out of line James.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by slavemason

But to save you some time Kelly, you are turning out to be some strain of Herpes.

Yeah ... but what simplex # ... just looking for clarification here

[glowbelly]

i just realized that this whole thread is about kelly having dandruff

[Ninjavenom]

Well, she's better than most of what we've gotten lately. :/

[sadie]

gender identity crises are fun.

[slavemason]

Crises? Boy, have you been drinking again?

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

i just realized that this whole thread is about kelly having dandruff

Pre-emptive strike. Bush is my hero and I model everything in my life after him ... including hair care.

[Anonymous]

If you enjoy the tingly freshness of the Head and Shoulders - try Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap - he's a cultist freak - but the soap kicks ass