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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 06:35 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 06:56 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 12:30 AM       
The new system has weird days because it goes with when and how long the sun spends in that particular constellation. A tiny portion of Ophiuchus' sector in the sky overlaps the ecliptic, so now they're taking it into account like they should have in the first place.

I say "like they should have" as if it even matters. The only person I know who is upset about this is my mom, and only because she doesn't want to learn how to spell Sagittarius
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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 03:00 AM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 07:08 AM       
Anyone hear about the wood carving man who was shot in Seattle by a cop?



You can hear him get all of a few seconds to react before he gets blasted for not putting down his apparently minuscule wood carving knife. Nice.

"Suspect down." Suspected of... what?

Strangely enough I was watching youtube videos yesterday of police beating the carp out of shitty excuses for human beings, and loving it.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 07:11 AM       
This is probably like months old but still: JUSTICE.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 11:52 AM       
This last year has seen a lot of cops shooting to death people with pocketknives or no weapon at all. In 100 percent of the scenarios I've seen, a taser should have been used.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 01:57 PM       
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This is probably like months old but still: JUSTICE.
He was carrying a knife that met legal requirements for being carried in the open. Also he was native American and homeless.

That cop should be executed.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 02:22 PM       
yea he shot like what 5 times? seems kind of unnecessary.

still its hard for me to blame cops
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 02:23 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 03:18 PM       
went to the source article for that and somehow i ended up on a completely different website where they were talking about all kinds of crazy new weapons and shit.

Like this thing called a DAZer LAZer that shoots green lasers into people's eyes to incapacitate them, and it can work from a mile away :O also a taser for bears and an automated turret that will prolly kill everyone like in robocop (and can kill people from like 1.3 miles away) :O they're using the turrets in the korean DMZ though
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 04:16 PM       
I'd hate to be close enough to a bear to have to taser him.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 07:21 PM       
i think it said you could taze them from over 30 feet away or something. ALSO IT WAS LASer guiDed
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 11:16 PM       
Laser tazer?
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Old Jan 25th, 2011, 12:50 AM       
Are you talking about an actual beam of light that goes in people's eyes and shuts their brain down? That's a good idea.
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Old Jan 25th, 2011, 12:51 AM       
Wait, no, that's a horrible idea.
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Old Jan 25th, 2011, 01:43 AM       


no but they were talking about an older varient that they made which permaneantly blinded people sometimes
It was just a bright green light so bright it you can see it even with your eyes closed :O

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Old Jan 25th, 2011, 03:07 AM       
Ok, if it works. I can see people brandishing weapons start swinging/shooting them as soon as they get DAZERed though. People aren't going to just squint and suddenly become docile.

I guess you can say the same thing about pepper spray; but then you have to deal with overwhelming pain.

One guy with a DAZER LAZER ("saving lives, one daze at a time") versus one guy with a baseball bat isn't going to work, so maybe just in a group situation.


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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 02:08 AM       
Well, Egypt just quit the Internet. http://www.renesys.com/blog/2011/01/...internet.shtml
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 05:36 AM       
trying to keep from having another tunisia, i guess, but it's too late for that now jrks
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 02:03 PM       
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yea he shot like what 5 times? seems kind of unnecessary.

still its hard for me to blame cops
That's why you don't bring a native american with a knife to a cop with a gun fight.
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There's another one coming up the west, too
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