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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:03 PM        july 30th.
tomorrow morning at 6:30, i'm to be at the hospital, prepared to be prepped for my caesarean section. first, they'll strap a bracelet around my wrist letting the medical staff know my blood type, just in case i start bleeding uncontrollably and need a transfusion. then, i'll be given a spinal block, i.e. a big needle thingy inserted into my spinal cord through which anesthesia will flow. at some point, the doctor will come in, slice open my lower abdomen--six inches or so; pull out my bladder and lay it on my belly; cut open my uterus and pull the baby out. sounds like a fun way to spend a few hours, huh?
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:04 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:10 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:10 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:13 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:15 PM       
In all seriousness I really hope it goes well. I'm not THAT much of an inconsiderate asshole
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:18 PM       
hehe. mew scared yew. :O
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:18 PM       
Yes you are. Goodluck Sadie and I hope they drug you and you have memories of me playing ping pong with KellyChaos while we're drinking Ceasars
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:21 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:21 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:22 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:23 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:23 PM       
according to measurements from the ultrasound last monday, the baby was 7.34 pounds. but my belly seems tons huger now.

and the tech said he wasn't gonna say it was a girl but he didn't think it was a boy. and all i have is boy stuff. at least we've agreed on a girl's name. it's a boy, though, we haven't even decided definitely what we're gonna name him. the initials of the name we love spell lsd.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
Does the girl name have a male spin on it? (patrick/patricia)
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
thanks for all the well-wishes and all. and whatever i'll be thinking of, you can bet your baby booties it won't be fartin or kelly.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:26 PM       
I really hope it goes well. Good luck.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:26 PM       
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Does the girl name have a male spin on it? (patrick/patricia)
nope. it's jasmine skye. the boy's name we love is lucas sebastian. too bad it doesn't sound as good in reverse.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:27 PM       
Fartin and kelly I do beleive theres some OWNED on your face
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:33 PM       
Goodluck Sadie and I hope you have a healthy baby...
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 07:35 PM       
Good luck. Hope everything works out.

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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 07:45 PM       
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Good luck with all that Sadie, but I'm going to the DENTIST next Tuesday. :one-up
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