I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

[RaNkeri]

G'NIGHT, BITCHES

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Thanks for the special pics Shrub

[Kitsa]

I have to do a ton of holiday baking tomorrow because the boyfriend volunteered me

In that spirit, I dedicate the following impossibly cute commercial to pub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oulQwIP9VQQ

[Tadao]

I LIKE THE WAY KITSA TRIES TO MAKE ME JEALOUS, DON'T WORRY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU SOON!

[Kitsa]

WAY TO MISS CULTURAL REFERENCES.

[Asila]

I'M GONNA ROLL MY EYES AT ONE OF THE TWO OF YOU HERE IN A MINUTE

[Tadao]

ROLL WITH IT

[MetalMilitia]

I LIKE CATS

[Pub Lover]

Show us yer cat, MM!

[MetalMilitia]

I don't have one anymore

[MetalMilitia]

[Pub Lover]

Does your wife not like cats, Stefan?

[Pub Lover]

Hey MetalMilitia, I have this weird idea that your name is a variant of Steven. How misguided am I?

Originally Posted by pac-man

I understand your disappointment to a degree. I remember feeling similarly when they gave Mario that water jetpack in Super Mario Sunshine. And while it changed things up, it didn't shake the foundations of the franchise, and the game was still quite good.

Hey Hey! I like you ******! :D

Originally Posted by kahljorn

i have some weed right now it's dense and awesome looking.

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.

Originally Posted by kahljorn

also opiates are awesome if you take the right amount over a period of time you don't nod out so much and you're just awake and in a great mood

Opiates make my veins itch and I hate that feeling.

I even get it from eating anything with poppy seeds, but I like the food too much to care at that point.

Oh god, I'm so fat.

[pac-man]

Pub, you a crazy ******.

[MetalMilitia]

It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

[kahljorn]

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.

you prepare weed by smoking it

what does your weed look like?

[Kitsa]

my mom is allergic to poppyseeds and almost died- it gave her pneumonia similar to Legionnaire's Disease. Be careful, Pub.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by pac-man

Pub, you a crazy ******.

This sonofabitch is brave and gettin braver.

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

Stephen is one of the worst offenders for name spelling after John and Dave, I mean damn. Do you answer to Steve? I think of your kitty face and I think Steve.

Originally Posted by kahljorn

you prepare weed by smoking it

That is so funny because I never managed to roll my own that ever lit.

Originally Posted by kahljorn

what does your weed look like?

I got it out of the freezer to take it's picture but I only have a webcam at the moment that is so low-resolution that you couldn't tell it from a casserole.

I think it looks like cabbage leaves. It smells of minted peas, so it is probably so freezer-burned that it wouldn't work anyway.

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Be careful, Pub.

That is really anti to my gameplan. Sorry, Honey. :kisses

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

I watch way too much late night TV

You could use that time to take pictures of your schlong to send to me, Darling.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

[kahljorn]

if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed

[Asila]

Oh man I really shoulda slept before hanging out in this airport for 2 hours.

[Grislygus]

Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

[RaNkeri]

Wycliffe theme kicks ass, guys