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McClain · #1

Most people are all f'd up because of trauma. I can't actually describe why I'm all angst-ridden and shit, because I can't actually recall anything eventful happening to me.
But what's your excuse? I mean, you're waaaay more fucked up than I am.

Cosmo Electrolux · #2

Mine's trauma, but I suspect there's a hint of self destructive, alcohol fueled psychosis with some free floating anxiety thrown in for a laugh....plus, I have to crap.

Burger Lord · #3

Because I'm from the 90's angst filled, hate everything generation, but that's not what I tell people. I usually say I had a bum childhood. And really, my childhood was not that bad I'm just an ass.

glowbelly · #4

my dad left when i was a babe
everything else was fine until he died
then i went nuts
and then my mom died
and then i had an abusive boyfriend
and then i got pregnant
and then i had a misacarriage
and then i drank
a lot
and did drugs
a lot

but now i'm happy and pregnant and don't do any of that stuff cause i finally figured out how to forgive myself and love life and all those other's cliches.

McClain · #5

Okay. Goooood, good. So, how does that make you feel?

mburbank · #6

With my hands.

Sometimes I feel to hard for too long a time and the other person dies.

It's not because of anything that hppened to me.

I mean, things did happen to me.

but they're not why I'm crazy.

want to know why I'm crazy?

c'mere for a sec. Seriously, just come here.

closer.

closer.

look at this...

get it? Do you get it?

ahhhh, fuck you anyhow.

Jixby Phillips · #7

My mom never forced me to try new foods when i was a kid!!!!

executioneer · #8

assburglars syndrome

thebiggameover · #9

the cems in me brain are all wacked out and fighting each other...

the_dudefather · #10

-christan brothers grammer school
-lack of alchohol/ drugs
-watching too much rik mayall shows (bottom, young ones)
-being semi-retarded for the first few years of my life (now im fully retarded har har lol)

kellychaos · #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly

my dad left when i was a babe
everything else was fine until he died
then i went nuts
and then my mom died
and then i had an abusive boyfriend
and then i got pregnant
and then i had a misacarriage
and then i drank
a lot
and did drugs
a lot

but now i'm happy and pregnant and don't do any of that stuff cause i finally figured out how to forgive myself and love life and all those other's cliches.

Fuuuuck ... I mean ... well ... cool ... happy holidays!

Sethomas · #12

My main problem growing up is that my brain produced an ample amount of seratonin, but it for some reason wasn't being taken up properly by my microtubules, resulting in a lack of desire to live. i internalized this, so when the chemical aspects of my depression were solved, I continued to not want to live.

The Damp Moose · #13

Hookers and beer are just to much fun. Especially the 12 year olds.

Rongi · #14

i had an abusive dad who drank a lot
i was kindof a recluse as a kid, although i did have a lot of friends i simply lacked the will to ever call them up
and some other stuff i guess

GADZOOKS · #15

I'm fantastic as always!

HickMan · #16

I unintentionally lost my virginity

SHUT UP

Jixby Phillips · #17

In the second grade I said my favorite color was grey because I knew nobody else would pick it. When asked why it was my favorite color, I said it was because "I Love Lucy" was my favorite show, which it was.

Rongi · #18

i asked a girl out and she died

HickMan · #19

The Damp Moose · #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

In the second grade I said my favorite color was grey because I knew nobody else would pick it. When asked why it was my favorite color, I said it was because "I Love Lucy" was my favorite show, which it was.

Grey is my favorite color. I don't like I Love Lucy though.

I'm fucked up because people suck. Especially when your 'friends' tell you that you suck. IT FILLS YOU WITH ANGST, LOL