Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Philosophy, Politics, and News
Reload this Page Haiku anyone?
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 4 of 16 < 123 4 567891011121314 > Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #76  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 11:26 AM       
Way to bump this thread
With a retarded Haiku...
Where is slavemason?

Seriously though
He hasn't been here that much
Haiku wars are done.
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #77  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Sam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contest
Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:03 PM       
Slavemason was good
He had the mad haiku skillz
I want a rematch
Reply With Quote
  #78  
The_voice_of_reason The_voice_of_reason is offline
Senior Member
The_voice_of_reason's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: yes
The_voice_of_reason is probably a spambot
Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:20 PM       
I am really new
Why am I writing here?
Johnny come latelys
__________________
I like to masturbate
Reply With Quote
  #79  
JaKe JaKe is offline
Junior Member
JaKe's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Limbo...oh wait, i mean the suburbs of philly
JaKe is probably a spambot
Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:06 PM       
People smell funny
My Grandmom smells funny too
My Grandmom is old

My shoes are from Spain
My Jacket is from Texas
I am so worldly

If I were southern
I, ofcourse, would say yee-haw
I am not southern

Some people are tall
others are not tall at all
I am average

The silent workhorse
With chores of such drudgery
The sewage system

The wind rushes by
The ground is in a tumult
How I love backflips
Reply With Quote
  #80  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:46 PM       
Your Haikus are bad
They are just random and dumb
Make conversations
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #81  
JaKe JaKe is offline
Junior Member
JaKe's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Limbo...oh wait, i mean the suburbs of philly
JaKe is probably a spambot
Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 11:09 PM       
i like my haikus
You clearly do not get them
I am artistic

The brown and old horse
the secret alcove with toe
Damn I'm artistic

Reply With Quote
  #82  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Sam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contest
Old Jun 4th, 2003, 01:40 AM       
It isn't that hard,
to make artistic haikus
but boy, do they suck

Hey Milhouse backwards
you and I should converse here
we can wait for Slave
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #83  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jun 4th, 2003, 11:30 AM       
All right, that sounds good
But I don't think he'll come back
May 4th, his last post
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #84  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Sam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contest
Old Jun 4th, 2003, 07:59 PM       
His last post, May 4th?
That first line is a cop out
It's just yours reverse

He's been gone for long
and he better come back soon
It's just not the same

So Milhouse backwards
What now should we talk about
in this Haiku form?
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #85  
slavemason slavemason is offline
Senior Member
slavemason's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
slavemason is probably a spambot
Old Jun 9th, 2003, 09:29 AM       
Long time, no haiku
Glad you all kept this going
I'll see you later
Reply With Quote
  #86  
aeQea aeQea is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
aeQea is probably a spambot
Old Jun 18th, 2003, 05:34 AM       
..
Last edited by aeQea : Feb 6th, 2015 at 01:55 AM. Reason: ..
Reply With Quote
  #87  
Abe Slank Abe Slank is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bible Belt
Abe Slank is probably a spambot
Old Jul 16th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
Take a bump of coke
Pull on the rail and then yell
I don't do those drugs
Reply With Quote
  #88  
Abe Slank Abe Slank is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bible Belt
Abe Slank is probably a spambot
Old Jul 16th, 2003, 08:32 PM       
Johnny Hall, Fireman
Patriot or dumb fucker
All of the above
Reply With Quote
  #89  
aeQea aeQea is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
aeQea is probably a spambot
Old Jul 17th, 2003, 07:03 AM       
..
Last edited by aeQea : Feb 6th, 2015 at 01:20 AM. Reason: ..
Reply With Quote
  #90  
Schimid Schimid is offline
...for breakfast?!
Schimid's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Maryland
Schimid is probably a spambot
Old Jul 17th, 2003, 07:17 AM       
Topic is ruined
Even without Cap'n Crunch
Schimid wonders, "Why?"
Reply With Quote
  #91  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jul 17th, 2003, 02:04 PM       
It's simple, Schimid
Fags started posting Haikus
There is no more hope

I'm all Haikued out
This might be my last one here
Until the fags leave
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #92  
Abe Slank Abe Slank is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bible Belt
Abe Slank is probably a spambot
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 01:41 AM       
Just what we needed
Deputy Haiku Nazi
I know better now :/
Reply With Quote
  #93  
Schimid Schimid is offline
...for breakfast?!
Schimid's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Maryland
Schimid is probably a spambot
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:51 AM       
Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig,
Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail,
Zeig Hail, Hail Hitler

Reply With Quote
  #94  
Abe Slank Abe Slank is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bible Belt
Abe Slank is probably a spambot
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 03:36 PM       
Fags started posting
March tenth, two thousand and three
Now I post again
Reply With Quote
  #95  
aeQea aeQea is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
aeQea is probably a spambot
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 05:23 PM       
..
Last edited by aeQea : Feb 6th, 2015 at 01:20 AM. Reason: ..
Reply With Quote
  #96  
The Retro Kat The Retro Kat is offline
Mocker
The Retro Kat's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MYANUS.
The Retro Kat is probably a spambot
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 06:56 PM       
I don't care bout you
stop posting you dumb asshole
you have shit for brains
__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
Reply With Quote
  #97  
aeQea aeQea is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
aeQea is probably a spambot
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 08:14 PM       
..
Last edited by aeQea : Feb 6th, 2015 at 01:21 AM. Reason: ..
Reply With Quote
  #98  
Cap'n Crunch Cap'n Crunch is offline
Mocker
Cap'n Crunch's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Oh no. :(
Cap'n Crunch is probably a spambot
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
You suck at spelling.
Stop posting such stupid shit.
Schimid is a fag.
__________________
opposition to all violence even if committed in self defense
Reply With Quote
  #99  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 08:58 PM       
Let me intervene
STOP FAGGING NOW, ALL OF YOU
Now just go away

Sam teh Gay Furry
And slavemason, please come back
You make good Haikus
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #100  
aeQea aeQea is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
aeQea is probably a spambot
Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:41 PM       
..
Last edited by aeQea : Feb 6th, 2015 at 01:20 AM. Reason: ..
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 16 < 123 4 567891011121314 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:11 PM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.