Haiku anyone?

[Mike]

Good morning luzerz
I suck at making haikus
So why do I try?

[Abe Slank]

Plenty of reasons
However, none mentioned here
Find your own reasons

It's time to drink beer
Practice over, ears ringing
Don't forget to eat

[Abe Slank]

This is more like it
Finally, some room to breathe
Sober up, then rock.

[Sam]

The haiku's have died
Now, we can all thank Abe Slank
For being a jerk.

[slavemason]

I started a Slave
But then I got bored with it
So I switched to Abe

Who you gonna blame?
Maybe the bug up your ass
Likely candidate

The pointing fingers.
Folded ones are overlooked
Pointing at yourself

I'm no king of cool
You relied on your post counts
To settle a score

Two beers in the fridge
I'll get the first right away
I'll drink one for Sam

[Cap'n Crunch]

This thread is the best.
It should get more attention.
It needs a sticky.

[Sam]

L O to the L
So I guess I am the jerk now
Blinded by jerk-ness

[slavemason]

Hell Yeah! the weekend!
Let's all go drink a cold beer
Together apart

[misabella]

I read Loretta
Lynn's biography last night
Now: Ingrid Bergman

I think Loretta
May be a Botox user
Her face has no lines

Beautiful Ingrid
No Botox when she was here
She's been gone awhile

[slavemason]

mburbank is pissed
He has been such an asshole
When you're hot, you're hot

[Cap'n Crunch]

I got a new mouse.
It was only eight dollars.
Good deal from Staples.

[slavemason]

What a sensation
New hardware for computer
Does it have a ball?

I'm in the doghouse
I have made a big mistake
My wife IS perfect

[Sam]

Sorry Slavemason
Your wife is never wrong, right?
Sleeping on the couch?

Gonna drink some beer
Did you slam a brew for me?
I'll drain one for you.

Crunch needs to learn this,
Semen can't kill digitals
Roll balls are a pain.

[slavemason]

Summer equals stink
Two days wearing the same pants
What a bad idea

My ass, the insult
To all the conscious senses
And others that sleep

Time to grab that beer
Take off all my stinky clothes
Jump it the shower

Edit: Ooops, I suck
Idea, three syllables
Now I need more beer

[Cap'n Crunch]

It is a roll ball.
I can't afford a laser.
I am one cheap fuck.

I want a tablet.
So I can make good cartoons.
I need more money.

[Perndog]

What a great notion,
Conversation through haiku.
I want money, too.

Damn my legs are sore
I missed the bus yesterday
Had to run two miles

But it was worth it
Beer on the twenty-eighth floor
There was a great view.

[slavemason]

Crunch wants a tablet?
Check with the ACLU
They might help you out.

[slavemason]

Question for Perndog.
Did you run two miles for beer?
Are you an alchy?

[Cap'n Crunch]

A question for slave...
What is the ACLU?
I need twenty bucks.

I sold a few games.
I have fifty bucks right now.
I need twenty bucks.

[slavemason]

I'm on vacation
No work for ten solid days
Time to get to work

[Radu The Handsome]

Radu The Handsome
has not posted lately. Have
you dummies missed me?

ACLU stands
for: American Civil
Liberties Union

The Ten Commandments-
no longer in the courthouse
in Alabama.

Separation of
church and state - recently reached
a whole new level.

But... what do I care?
I say FUCK Church and the State!
Yes, I am bitter.

Were you forced to go
to church when you were younger?
Do you still attend?

Unfortunately
I went. But then I wised up
and haven't been back.

NoMeansNo once said
"Only sheep need a leader"
Is that true or what?

[Cap'n Crunch]

This board merger sucks.
Or at least put it higher.
It would be better.

[slavemason]

We're dead fucking last
But far from the weakest link
Sorta underground :/

A change in format
Won't improve the quality
Of the sinking ship

[Perndog]

Oh hi, slavemason
I didn't notice you there
I ran not for beer

But to meet a girl
Who had beer but was ugly
Did not call her back

I like the new boards
More streamlined and efficient
No more useless space.

[slavemason]

Like your goat, perndog
I knew a goat named Daisy
She was my sweetheart

She had pretty eyes
With odd rectangle pupils
And a pretty smile

Then one day she left
I thought she had ran away
Turns out, she was sold