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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 04:08 AM       
watched Coming to America and Used Cars earlier, now it's late and I'm high, so I popped in Class of Nuke 'em High for a good time.
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 09:54 AM       
The X Files - I want to believe: Awful film. I don't like the x-files in general but this was so ridiculous.
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 06:15 PM       
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Imagine heads being ripped off chickens, frogs being gutted alive, a man who looks eerily like Tadao masturbating into steaks he's cooking at a restaurant, and that same man raping a dying ebola patient.
I meant that some of the events sound similar. Divine wears a steak in her panties and goes for a walk to marinade it, then later cooks it. Her brother fucks that girl with the chicken in between them, and snaps its neck in the process.
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 06:17 PM       
Oh. Well, then, yeah.
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 06:44 PM       
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have any of you guys ever seen Solaris?

AND WHY HASNT ANYBODY COMMENTED ON THE SONG AT THE END OF GRAN TORINO WTF THAT SONG WAS HILARIOUS BUT HORRIBLE SO HORRIBLE...
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 07:32 PM       
Far Cry - The problem I have with most game-films is that they often completely change the storyline from the original game so the only people that could conceivably care about the film - fans of the game - get nothing from it. Far Cry is a text-book example of this. I mean yeah, it's a bad film and there wasn't ever any real question of this (being that it's a Boll film) but it has gone from being a relatively decent Island of Dr Moreau rip-off to being a generic action film about super soldiers or some bollocks.
The acting is some way between moderate and very very bad and it has quite possibly the worst sex scene of any film ever.
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 07:37 PM       
I watched part of "Still Waiting". It had its moments and I would have watched the whole thing had time permitted, but it was a lousy sequel. The majority of the original cast had the good sense to stay away; the funniest people were long-gone, and the people who remained tried to crank it over the top to step into those shoes.

The character who took over Ryan Reynolds' part (different name, same persona) was no Ryan Reynolds.

I kept thinking the new manager was William H Macy. It looked like William H Macy with dark hair.

All in all it was one of those movies that you know isn't any good, but it entertains you enough that you shrug and put down the remote.
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 08:55 PM       
Transporter 3 - Same as last two really. Decent action film but nothing special.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 12:40 AM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 10:23 PM       
Religulous.

It was okay. It wasn't blow-you-away-fantastic and profound like it was made out to be, at least not in my opinion.

If religion is the opiate of the masses, I think that (in the case of the pacifists, at least), they should be allowed to take their opium if it makes them feel better. I don't feel inclined to ridicule people for not believing the same thing I do. If they're not hurting anyone, I don't care.

I realize that toward the end he was speaking more of the non-pacifist religions. But good luck eradicating religion from the world, Bill. If it happened it'd probably end up like the battling atheist (agnostic?) otters on South Park.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 02:14 AM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 02:54 AM       
YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE THREADS!!!! NOW I MUST FIND OUT WHO CREATED YOUR ROONEY POO CANDY ASS!!!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 09:03 AM       
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Far Cry - The problem I have with most game-films is that they often completely change the storyline from the original game so the only people that could conceivably care about the film - fans of the game - get nothing from it. Far Cry is a text-book example of this. I mean yeah, it's a bad film and there wasn't ever any real question of this (being that it's a Boll film) but it has gone from being a relatively decent Island of Dr Moreau rip-off to being a generic action film about super soldiers or some bollocks.
The acting is some way between moderate and very very bad and it has quite possibly the worst sex scene of any film ever.

The Dead or Alive movie was actually pretty good. Other than that most VG based movies are terrible.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 06:31 PM       
ok so it goes in this order

Story of Ricky (YOU KNOW I LOVE THIS GOD DAMN MOVIE)

The 'Burbs

Wet Hot American Summer

Shit, I'm starting to see a pattern in my movies now. I love this.

I've recently been getting the hook up on free movies too. Stores let me buy any VHS tapes for 99 cents no matter what price they are and 2 of my friends are managers at a pretty decent video store. FREE SHIT IS AMAZING ESPECIALLY WHEN GET TO CHOOSE!
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 07:13 PM       
lol i like how in the synopsis of Religulous it says, "Raised catholic but really half-jew"

im sure movies like this appeal to dipshits about as readily as that one about creationism/evolution.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 08:46 PM       
Marley & Me: I think it was Kitsa that said films about dogs are predicable because the dog always dies... well at the risk of spoiling this film...

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anyway, the storyline wasn't really interesting and Jennifer Aniston looks old and portly. Wouldn't recommend anyone watch this unless they really like puppies (Tadao).

Killshot: Directed by John Madden...

John Madden, the American football guy?

John Madden?

Well needless to say this wasn't a good film. It did have a genuinely potentially interesting plot but it was ruined though poor direction and just bad film making. It was just "meh". Watch The Wrestler instead.
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 08:50 PM       
Eh, Jennifer Aniston was never good lookin anyway.

at least now she can be one of those homely faced old ladies who brings you cookies o rsomethhin. that's where her agent should be taking her thats all ill say
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 08:52 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 11:19 AM       
The Last Dragon - Who's the baddest MoFo of a movie? Sho'Nuff!
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 11:48 AM       
I saw Wanted last night. It was brainless fluff and very heavy-handed (PIECES OF CLOTH WITH SECRAT CODES)
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 03:17 PM       
what the hell? I really did watch sassy shemales 7 you prick!!!
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:06 PM       
oh llol sorry didn't sound like something they'd actually make a porno out of sassy shemale faces are usually annoying.
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
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