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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 01:15 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 02:23 PM       
Oh dear, he used my name. Personal contact. Eek.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 02:51 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 04:59 PM       
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Someone didn't take Anatomy & Physiology.

The opening you're referring to is called the "external urethral orifice" or the "urinary meatus" (that's "me-ate-us", not "meat-us").
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 05:06 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 05:08 PM       
There it is ladies and gentlemen. He said it himself. He loves the cock in his mouth.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 09:32 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 03:15 AM       
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There it is ladies and gentlemen. He said it himself. He loves the cock in his mouth.
MMmmMMmmOOOOOoooooooMmmMMmmMMmm!
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 06:35 AM       
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MMmmMMmmOOOOOoooooooMmmMMmmMMmmYyyyyyYYyyyyyyYYY!
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 08:36 AM       
So it's like primary school, when the bullies used to tease this kid and call him a loser, fat, dickhead etc, and one day he just said "Yep, I'm a dick head" or "Yeah, I am a loser, so what?". It meant the bullies got less fun out of teasing him, so they stopped, but that didn't mean that they suddenly had some respect for him, or that the the teased kid suddenly became part of the 'cool' group.

So Jonathan Clement can shrug off any insults people throw at him with zany comebacks that don't make sense, or "yeah, I suck dicks! Woah!" and eventually people stop getting any fun out of punching the punching bag... but it doesn't mean anyone likes him.

And if he didn't want to get insulted, why come here in the first place? Why keep posting on a board where nobody likes you, and the only worth you had was the enjoyment you gave people who poked fun at you?
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 08:47 AM       
I'd like to point out that all I did was make an academic clarification. Unless you consider not having Anatomy & Physiology an insult. Back in the day I wouldn't have...I thought everyone else must be the luckiest schmucks on the planet.
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 10:26 AM       
I'm still scratching my head at the title of this thread - what facts are we ignoring, exactly? Am I clueless, or just too new - i.e. you need to be a "vet" to know what's what.

Or am I just trying to make sense of nonsense.
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 10:37 AM       
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So it's like primary school, when the bullies used to tease this kid and call him a loser, fat, dickhead etc, and one day he just said "Yep, I'm a dick head" or "Yeah, I am a loser, so what?". It meant the bullies got less fun out of teasing him, so they stopped, but that didn't mean that they suddenly had some respect for him, or that the the teased kid suddenly became part of the 'cool' group.
When I was in school this was that special moment you would go from being verbally insulted to physically assaulted.
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
Oh and Colonel, the fact is that this is a Clement thread. That we even post in it at all is how we ignore that fact.
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 10:56 AM       
Ah, now that makes sense. Finally. Thanks, DN!
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 12:36 PM       
And only by locking his threads will he go into hiding again for another few months.
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