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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 05:38 PM        TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY :hat
My philosophy class, which normally sucks hard, wasn't that bad, my news editing class, which is normally two and a half hours, was only 10 minutes today because the professor was sick (he was sicker on Tuesday we didn't have class at all then) and when I was leaving the journalism building, I saw a $20 bill on the ground, and nobody was in fifty yards of me.

And the painkillers my dentist gave me for the horrible pain caused by my wisdom teeth are really good at making me feel happy

I think I should become a person who abuses painkillers, I think that's a good idea what do you guys think

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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
"Sicker" ! ! ! ! !
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 05:53 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 07:03 PM       
NO ICE CUBE REFERENCES THANK YOU
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 09:34 PM       
You should always abuse painkillers.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 09:35 PM       
Once I went to a motocross race with a friend of mine. We drank much and ate pills many. I woke up in strip club. Pills are good-bad-good.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 10:26 PM       
what kind of painkillers, bobo?
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 11:14 PM       
Tylenol 3 with codein. It takes the edge off

It's nothing though. Once I got 650 mg pills of vicodin for tooth pain. That stuff was like horse tranquilizer. And it still didn't relieve the damn pain
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 12:27 AM       
i know what you mean.
i wanna know why they wanna infuse us with all that fucking tylenol. and don't even think about drinking with it.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 12:32 AM       
For headaches I used to take two 1600mg painkillers, and they wouldn't even work.... I have a high tolerance for drugs and the like. :/
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 09:38 AM       
I figured you'd pick up on the not-at-all subtle reference

I'll try to keep further Ice-Cube musings to myself...
Just couldn't resist.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 10:16 AM        good days
Les, glad you hada good day, sorry you have wisdom tooth pain. that is bad. but why bother working up an addiction to prescription drugs. start at the top and shoot heroin straight into your eyeball. its the only way to go.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 10:16 AM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 11:09 AM       
I FIND THAT IF YOU WANT A TEACHER TO NTO GO TO CLASS FOR A WHILE WITHOUT PHYSICALLY HAVING TO MURDER THEM, AND THE TEACHER IS A LADY THEN YOU GET THEM IMPREGNATED AND THEY THEN MYSTERIOUSLY DONT GO TO SCHOOL FOR A YEAR OR SO.

THIS IS SOMETIMES EASIER SAID THAN DONE
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 11:12 AM       
Hahaha Mister Fart that is quite a coincidence my Philosophy professor is 7 months pregnant and will be missing tons of classes and she already has missed tons of classes

Those wacky liberal art sluts
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:49 PM        Re: TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY :hat
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I saw a $20 bill on the ground, and nobody was in fifty yards of me.


"If I had a million dollars" A "Barenaked Ladies" reference to add to your obvious love of musical trivia. Oh, I could go on. I am the king of useless trivia and arguing for the sake of arguing ... even when I know I'm wrong.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:50 PM       

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Turn that frown upside down. We'll never get an argument started with an introduction so obviously lacking of substance. I'll give you a topic. "Alien anal probes. An alien attempt at furthering science or an obvious sign of a homosexual universe (Not there's anything wrong with that)." Talk amongst yourselves.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:38 PM       
dood...

























































i want $20...
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:54 PM       
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i want $20...
dood ... earn it.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:05 PM       
Oh my God. I see we're in for a world of comedy hurt here.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:41 PM       
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Oh my God. I see we're in for a world of comedy hurt here.
The pain is subjective I assure you.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:03 PM       
SHUT UP, CUNT
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:07 PM       
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SHUT UP, CUNT
Well, that certainly nullifies the old addage "Les is more". By the way, I'm a guy. So feel free to modify your statement to "Shut up, dickhead!" or some other appropriate insult. Boy, I can feel the love here. I think that I'll take off my shoes and stay awhile.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:08 PM       
I don't care if you have a dick or not, you're still a cunt, cunt
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