Well Max I may very well already be a jew! Yes, yes I may already be a winner.... but The Big Jew Crew never sent me my conspiracy newsletter so I am totally out of the loop.
Maybe I have to solidly confirm my jewlyness or something.
You could rent out a room in your house.
You obviously missed the "poor" part.
Well I checked the local newpaper and I think I found something I could do, that I am most certain must be a cover for criminal activities, or perhaps would lead me to criminal activities, if the movies are true to life:
SHOE SHINE- 2 positions avail., Mon/Fri, need transportation.
I need to pick me up some suspenders.