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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
I like slavemason

You could rent out a room in your house.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 05:20 PM       
Hire yourself out for children's parties as Switchblade, the Gothic Clown.

...or He-Man.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
WHO YA GONNA CALL??? HE-MAN!!!
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 08:37 PM       
Putt-Putt was a stretch, Steph, but here?
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 09:05 PM       
Well Max I may very well already be a jew! Yes, yes I may already be a winner.... but The Big Jew Crew never sent me my conspiracy newsletter so I am totally out of the loop.
Maybe I have to solidly confirm my jewlyness or something.


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You could rent out a room in your house.
You obviously missed the "poor" part.



Well I checked the local newpaper and I think I found something I could do, that I am most certain must be a cover for criminal activities, or perhaps would lead me to criminal activities, if the movies are true to life:

SHOE SHINE
SHOE SHINE- 2 positions avail., Mon/Fri, need transportation.

I need to pick me up some suspenders.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 09:11 PM       
You can shine MY shoes anytime! rotoclown

Now I have this image of you dressed like an immigrant boy in the 1920's. "Shine ya shoes, guvna?"
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 09:28 PM       
Yeah, know what? The Jew thing? Not putting a lot of green in my pocket either.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
You can apply for MD/PhD programs. You can be finished in seven years, only have to work ~80 hours/week during those years, and plus you get full funding from the NIH!

Or you can go into the military...
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 09:34 PM       
You're just not doing it right, Max

And you don't need to have a big house or extra rooms to rent out a room. Just take a linen closet, cover the floor with hay, and charge $500 a month for rent. College students will be lining up to take an offer like that.

That made me realize how sad my life is
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 09:50 PM       
What about those commercials for degrees, that Sally Struthers used to be on? They had all kinds of degrees, Doopa. So like, if they still do that, maybe you could be the lady that lists off all the courses.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 12:30 AM       
I think I am looking more at the least amount of work - and extra points for most potential for enjoyment type of route here
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 12:41 AM       
bartender at a strip club.

you dont have to get naked, and you are so pretty and have such an intersesting an memorable voice that dudes will pretty much give their rent money to get your attention.

and if you are shitty and mean to them they will love and tip you even more.

or learn to make xtc. i hear there is a lot of money in that department for someone who could produce mass quantities of that or acid. but that is just what i hear
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 12:42 AM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 12:50 AM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 01:12 AM       
George's ideas are the best so far.. other than MOVE TO TEXAS.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 01:12 AM       
You could sell your body and mind to the hospital for research study on human's behavior. I'm sure you'd make an interesting guinea pig for them to evaluate on.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:17 AM       
george reminded me of this guy I used to live next to who said there was an over the counter cold medicene that has the exact same ingredients as XTC. I don't remember what it was called though, but it was an extremely specific brand and a specific type. I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to find out what.

Just by a shit load of that, go to raves, and sell it to 15-year-olds. You could probably make several hundred bucks a night. And I don't think you can get arrested for selling it, cause it is just an over the counter drug.

Or just put baking soda in plastic baggies and say it's cocaine and sell that to 15-year-olds at raves. They don't know the difference; they're 15.

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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:18 AM       
Just jump in front of an expensive car, take the broken leg or whatever, and bring a lawsuit.

Put a human finger (and don't pretend you don't have any lying around ) at the bottom of a bottle of whatever girly drink you drink and bring a lawsuit.

Eat a lot of fast food, get morbidly obese, and bring a lawsuit.

Say a priest molested you and... that wouldn't work, actually. You're not a boy.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:24 AM       
CLAIM YOU WERE MOLESTED BY A LADY PRIEST
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:44 AM       
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george reminded me of this guy I used to live next to who said there was an over the counter cold medicene that has the exact same ingredients as XTC. I don't remember what it was called though, but it was an extremely specific brand and a specific type. I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to find out what.
You're speaking of dextromethorphan. It can be found in Robitussin Maximum Strength cough syrups.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:48 AM       
I've got it. Why not paint purdy pictures and sell them to people?
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:54 AM       
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Say a priest molested you and... that wouldn't work, actually. You're not a boy.
Can you still sue if you molested a priest instead? If so, I think I might have a strong case.

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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:58 AM       
I find it suspicous that Geggy knew exactly what I was talking about. You druggie

Also, I feel my comment about lady priests was hilarious. Rot in hell, bastards
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:18 AM       
I blame it on the research they did on cocaine which I volunteered to partipicate two years ago. I thought it would be cool to get high and get paid for it at the same time. Turned out I got addicted and I threw away all the 500 dollars i earned in the research on drugs.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:37 AM       
FUCK OLD LADIES AND OVERSELL SHARES TO A PLAY THAT IS SURE TO BE A FLOP BECAUSE IT IS WRITTEN BY A NAZI
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