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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 03:00 PM        Post your career goals
I am striving to be an established writer of young adult books.

My first published novel was "Ariona: The Bounty Hunter", an interactive choice-based adventure story.

I have written two other 120+ page stories: one is currently being represented by a literary agency, the other will be in the near future.

I plan to continue writing 2-3 books a year in hopes that my fantasy and thriller young adult stories will find a place on the market.
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I hope people take advantage of this thread, and use it to state their career goals and perhaps the steps they will take to achieve their goals.
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 04:07 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 04:08 PM       
I want to be a (good) lawyer.

There's my goal.
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 04:19 PM       
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You are Ariona, the daughter of a murdered blacksmith, who has sworn to avenge the death of her father. You are an established bounty hunter who is currently on the trail of a man named Kragil, wanted in three towns for selling deadly tonic to sick villagers. You have been hired by a past victim who barely survived the poisonous concoction, and to collect the hefty reward, you must return Kragil to the Town of Kinsley, dead or alive. In this quest, you must survive the hardships of hazardous encounters that a bounty hunter must face. From a fast-paced pub brawl to a graveyard massacre, the seemingly routine hunt turns into a race against time as you must prepare yourself for an epic encounter against the necromancer Ludwig von Aldon and his Army of the Dead. The fate of Middle Earth is in your hands.


The fate of Middle Earth is in your hands.
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 05:06 PM       
Isn't that, uh... plagarism?
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 05:15 PM       
Pretty much yeah, unless he states that his book is a LotR spinoff and gives the profit to the person who currently helds rights for it.
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 07:01 PM       
I bet all 13 of the used copies available are from dissatisfied customers.
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 07:06 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 08:29 PM       
I want to be happy with lots of money :D
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 08:32 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 08:35 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 08:47 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 09:15 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 09:23 PM       
Emu Farmer! lol
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 09:24 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2006, 09:29 PM       
I saw a video today on Discovery that showed an emu running into a fence and falling over. It was hilarious.

By the way, Novelist1982, what literary agency is representing your books?
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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 10:56 AM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 11:58 AM       
my career goal is no have no career.
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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 12:47 PM       
your goal is to mould young minds and you know it missy!
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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 01:02 PM       
I'd like to find an apartment to live in. Yeah, that seems like a good career goal.
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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 02:22 PM       
I'd like to make video games :D

But I'd like a position that is a little more...complex than what I'm doing now...to say the least...

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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 04:09 PM       
I'd like to have the fate of Middle Earth in my hands.
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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 04:16 PM       
I've changed my mind, I don't want any goals.
No dissapointment that way.
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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 04:27 PM       
I think I'd like to be a social science or biology teacher. Preferably college or high school (in that order, jersk)
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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 04:32 PM       
My only goal is to be able to dance on Emu's grave
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