The Orgin of Your Username

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

oh fuck yea that was great fun I love the feces of little boys. that fucktard spaz is close enough to an elementary school that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a public rest stop and roll around in the feces of a hobo. Oh, the thoughts are enough! I need to fucking cram another fucking fix into my goddamn track infested arm again! Shit I hope I don't get caught by my mom again. Fuck that made me depressed, i hate my mommy... she never changes my diapers... maybe I should just clean myself. Oh God this is making me more fucking depressed. Maybe I should fucking kill myself...
the thoughts of that razor sliting my limp wrists and my fat 400 pound mom seeing me in my shit diapers oh fuck that gets me hotter than licking diaper shit straight from the baby's ass! I know, I think I'll go and break into the local funeral home and jerk off to corpses, because I can't form any real relationships with people because I'm a fucking depressed loser who whines all the time about being misunderstood. So I will take solace in the pleasure of faggot necrophilia tonight, maybe one of the dead bodies will be a one legged little boy! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. it got in my eye again.

[kahljorn]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

oh fuck yea that was great fun I love the feces of little boys. that fucktard spaz is close enough to an elementary school that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a public rest stop and roll around in the feces of a hobo. Oh, the thoughts are enough! I need to fucking cram another fucking fix into my goddamn track infested arm again! Shit I hope I don't get caught by my mom again. Fuck that made me depressed, i hate my mommy... she never changes my diapers... maybe I should just clean myself. Oh God this is making me more fucking depressed. Maybe I should fucking kill myself...
the thoughts of that razor sliting my limp wrists and my fat 400 pound mom seeing me in my shit diapers oh fuck that gets me hotter than licking diaper shit straight from the baby's ass! I know, I think I'll go and break into the local funeral home and jerk off to corpses, because I can't form any real relationships with people because I'm a fucking depressed loser who whines all the time about being misunderstood. So I will take solace in the pleasure of faggot necrophilia tonight, maybe one of the dead bodies will be a one legged little boy! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. it got in my eye again.

I'm going to have sex with my fiance, now.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

I'm going to have sex with my fiance, now.

Tell Father Spaz I said hi.

[Terren]

I love Starcraft and in it the Humans are called Terrans.

I liked that and so I changed it a bit so that I wouldn't get sued for copyright. You know how Americans like to sue

[Seven Force]

HOLY SHIT MAX!

[hix1122]

The origin of my username comes from when I was about nine, and signed up for mplayer. I was a huge fan of the alien movies, and being nine, I signed up with the name of my favorite character, with the name spelled wrong and with 1122 after it. Iv just held on to it.
I was a retarded 9 year old.

[Mad Melvin]

I´ve been a fan of Jack Davis since forever, and my nickname comes from old Mad magazines drawn by Jack Davis. The stories often had a character named Melvin.

[Imadjinn]

Imagine: form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case; "Can you conceive of him as the president?"

Djinn: One of a class of beneficent or malevolent spirits that inhabit the earth, that are capable of assuming various forms, and that exercise supernatural power.

Fuse the two and there you go!

[sadie]

Originally Posted by hix1122

The origin of my username comes from when I was about nine, and signed up for mplayer. I was a huge fan of the alien movies, and being nine, I signed up with the name of my favorite character, with the name spelled wrong and with 1122 after it. Iv just held on to it.
I was a retarded 9 year old.

wait. how old were you again?

[FS]

I chose this name because I hate threads like these.

[WTF]

I choose my username to make sure that everyone fears me more than dumbshit ninjas. I specifically choose these sooo very secret words so that NO-ONE will guess what is stand for. Who has the authority to dumb this thread? Can you please do so now?

[liquidstatik]

One time, i was in a yahoo chatroom. And this guy logged in and his name was 'liquidstatik' and i was like *OMG HAWT* so i stole it.

[MetalMilitia]

[hix1122]

Originally Posted by sadie

wait. how old were you again?

Im 15.

[Anonymous]

I'm still Mel Gibson, fucktards.

[The Damp Moose]

Originally Posted by hix1122

Im 15.

Dumb.


My name is because I couldn't think of anything else

[racialslur]

Originally Posted by Perndog

I don't think shemales can be gay...

Youve thrown everything in my reality into retrospect.

[hix1122]

Thank you for your infinate wisdome racialslur! The Damp Moose, what the fuck are you trying to say in your message?

[StonerDave]

I work at a summer camp, a few kids said I looked like a stoner with my long ass hair, got some inane idea that Stoner Dave sounded cool, and started calling me that. Co-workers decided to call me that, the name got around, and viola. StonerDave.

[racialslur]

We ride in the westside
That no seeds in our stress side.


THATS MY POINT

[sadie]

Originally Posted by hix1122

The Damp Moose, what the fuck are you trying to say in your message?

does your mom know what you're doing?

[hix1122]

Probably not, but wrap your minds around this: I still have 4 more years of free housing, medical care, meals, and basically everything else needed to survive, so you can shut the hell up. Being 15 rules.

[BlueOatmeal]

I wish I was 15 again. It gets a hell of alot worse when you become a "man."

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

I wish I was 15 again. It gets a hell of alot worse when you become a "man."

Hey fucktard, you have to have a penis and testicles first, both of which you lack, so you won't have to ever worry about becoming a "man".

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm dead serious Max. I love you with all my heart and soul. I hope that new amendment passes so we can live forever in gay marraige harmony.