haha ok man here's the deal
I'm sure you're a great guy in real life. I mean, as great as a guy that religiously listens to Creed can be. My beef is with your board persona. You use the term 'vets', and you aren't sarcastic. You're trying to measure your i-mockery cock against mine (dude, I'm greek), and bragging about never having to had taken a 'beatdown'. All that is crap. Who gives a fuck about any of that stuff, man? You're contributing to this elitist mindset that really doesn't do any good at all around here. But as far as I can tell, you haven't posted one thing that I've found funny, informative or just not horribly concieted in years. Besides in the world of warcraft thread, where you post like a regular nerd. You're the perfect example of everything that's wrong about some of the old people around here.
But it's true, there's uh, a deeper reason than those for the way I've been acting. I've been around for a lot of years as well, and I remember the first time I read the PYPH thread. The first picture I posted of myself, Chojin, a few days before I had to face him in the digital battlefield to do survive my initiation!, said something like 'you look like Carnivore', so I looked for a picture of you and I must say, I um... I fell in love with you the right moment I saw you. There. I said it. I'm in love with you. When I look at your pictures I cannot resist touching myself. I find you simply irresistable. In fact, I couldn't help myself, I got this to remind me of you
now all I have to do is run my fingers over the hurting, porous skin and I can be with you, just for a simple time, a moment of pure gigh. Please return my phonecalls again. Please don't deny me I can't do without the gigh