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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 10:58 PM       
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I don't sully my existence with such antiquated concepts as 'gender' or 'sexual orientation'. The entire mass of humanity's corpulent flesh on this earth is merely one large, undulating orifice for me to penetrate, powered by the thrust of my engorged tumescence.
While Dole may be jesting, that pretty much sums up my thoughts.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 11:42 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 12:31 AM       
wasnt mister tumescence that faun guy from chronicles of narnia
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 02:11 AM       
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I could have guessed.
I coulda guessed your homeless...and useless. I coulda put money on it. I woulda won, too.
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 01:38 PM       
and how would you have guessed. just wondering.
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 01:51 PM       
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wasnt mister tumescence that faun guy from chronicles of narnia
He was Mister Tumnus and he had an umbrella
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 05:05 PM       
I could tell by your posts that you were useless, then I just assumed you didn't have a home cause you were that useless.
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
I try not to talk to people who are so pretentious that they masturbate pinky up :/
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 11:19 AM       
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 06:30 PM       
I know for sure that Dr. Evil does that..

As far as sexual orientations go, I'm attracted to neither sex
. Go figure that one...
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 07:02 PM       
Cats still technically have genders.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 03:01 PM       
Well if "gay" is what its made out to be by the corrupted bastards in pride parades and the medias stereotypes. Then i must be a straight guy who is attracted to other men lol
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 05:32 PM       
No, you're just one of the gay guys who show up on popular shows and who the main characters are 'totally cool with'.
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 06:28 PM       
Hell NO! Those are just more sell outs on TV making us into a joke.
To be honest i have no freinds. Just family support. I havnt made any
freinds since elementary school. Its difficult with that coupled with
Asperger's Syndrome. Im so sick and tired of gay people bieng put down all the time while i cant even defend myself because i see other fags doing all this horrible shit. Its almost as if they say " Im sinful for bieng queer might as well throw out every other value out the window" They bring the hate upon themselves. For that i am ashamed of any affiliation to them.
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Old Feb 26th, 2006, 02:50 AM       
Well, I believe with me it is obvious. I don't do the females. can't stomach them sexually. or maybe I love my self soooo much I have to be with someone who even has a similar body structure.
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Old Feb 26th, 2006, 05:16 PM       
Well I do not like ham in my Chicken Cordon Bleu, if you catch my drift.
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Old Feb 26th, 2006, 05:19 PM       
who cares if you're gay or straight. the only thing that matters is how big your penis is. now lets compare dick size
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Old Feb 26th, 2006, 07:19 PM       
Size is everything, but size is relative. if it be too small, nothing can be done worthwhile. if to large, pain, oh the pain. I hold a strong belief on the theory of balance. behold the Tao!
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