Pram VS. Dale

[Chojin]

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[Pram Maven]

Of course, why wouldn't he be? The guy's got a mop of hair that looks like Conan The Barbarian's, steroids to kill a horse, probably really bad hemorrhoids to boot (hence the clenching), and, well, uh... so there.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by xbxMCj

Is He-man trying to slit his palms?

If you had a name like he-man you'd try to kill yourself too

[Pram Maven]

Originally Posted by Chojin

From the desk of Chojin, The Internet, Customer Relations

Greetings esteemed friend CUSTOMER_NAME,

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Who let the Amazon bot in here?

[MetalMilitia]

nuh uh

[xbxDaniel]

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

Who let the Amazon bot in here?

I wish you were funny in the majority of your posts, instead of what seems to be a resounding 1 of...how many is it now, like 400?

And I was not referring to that qoute has the funny one. I just assumed 1 out of 400 messages by anybody would be funny, maybe.

[Pram Maven]

Which one are you talking about?

[Chojin]

That would be the joke, yes.

When you got beat up at school, did you yell at the bullies "WAY TO HIT ME "?

[Pram Maven]

No, I said, "hey, way to let me kick you in the nuts! Alright!"

[xbxDaniel]

So, you were doing an impression of them while they beat you up. You are a dedicated man to be sure.

[Chojin]

It is customary to stop posting if you have nothing left to say.

[cjadthenord]

Originally Posted by Chojin

It is customary to stop posting if you have nothing left to say.

Exactly. I didn't leave because your (Pram Maven) terrible, elementary school insults or out-of-context pictures were wearing down my defenses. But proving how much of an idiot you are, to yourself, requires more effort than I'm willing to put forth. But because you ARE an idiot, I take solace in the fact that you'll eventually just peter out and realize the sad truth.

Hasta luego, hombre estupido.

[Terra]

hey way to go everybody but i think this is about time for this thread to get baperized ha ha no offense to the noobs but it's time to clean out the pipes if you get what i mean right guys?

[Womti]

I'm with you on that, Terra.

[Pram Maven]

Let's all take sides! It's all you've got left when you can't let the merit of your own words stand on their own credible feet.


CJADTHEJERK:

You're what.. Two days old? Shouldn't you be choking on some dick? I mean, seriously, you have a lot of balls for a pissant little newbie! I've been here for a month, and I'm the first person you decided to pounce on! Well, that was your mistake, because I'm going to have a field day with the next thing you type... And it will be FUNNY, because I am. Funnier than you, at least. I'll be as hilarious as the vets when I, too, learn how to insert my penis into my asshole while quoting some crappy anime flick and jumping rope in a pool of used condoms..

This wasn't even your thread. I made it for Dale. What's the matter.. Can't you READ? Well, you can certainly write, so if you claim you can't read, then you're lying.

By the way, you can't rap to save your 'hood from Wal-Mart.

Now, just for fun, I'm gonna put you away.

Originally Posted by Pram Maven made it look like cjadthenord

MY NAME IS CJAD AND I SUCK AT TYPIN'
SO TO MAKE UP, IT'S MY WEB SITES I'M HYPIN'
YOU'D NEVER GUESS I WAS PAST TEN YEARS OLD
NOT FROM MY KEY STROKES, OR THE WAY I'M BOLD

FUCK THE ROLE-PLAYING, I'M A SOUTH PARK FAN
ERIC THE VIKING IS REALLY MY MAN
AND WHEN I TRIED TO MATCH HIS BOASTS,
BLOOD SPURTED OUT OF MY EARS AND MY NOSE
CUZ I PICK THROUGH ALL THREE WITH MY FINGERS A BIT
I ALSO LIKE TO TELL THE MODS HERE TO SHOVE IT
THINKING I'M AN INTERWEB/NET BADASS
TILL MY MOMS TURNS MY COMP OFF TO SAVE MY WEAK RAPS

FROM A BEATIN' I KNOW I'M DESSERVIN'
MY ONLY FRIEND ON THIS BITCH HERE IS CHOJIN
AND HE'S LYING TO KICK IT, I-MOCKERY STYLE
TO GAIN ALL MY TRUST AND MAKE ME WORTH HIS WHILE
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE I'M SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD
SO REMEMBER TO BEAT ME WHEN YOU STROLL THROUGH MY HOOD
I'M NOT A VET YET, AND I NEVER WILL BE,
AT LEAST 'TIL I'VE LEARNED I SHOULD STAND WHEN I PEE.

and... yerrrrrrrr...



OUT!

[Lotida]

Pram.. all the newbs think they can fit right in by attacking the first person they see other's going after. If they only knew how quick the pack will turn on them like raving dogs...

[Pram Maven]

More like ranting dogs, Lotida :P


Oh, DAAAAAA-AAAAAAALE....

As this thread was intended, for, AHEM, "Dale", I found a Valentine that I forgot to give you.

Originally Posted by On Valentine's Day, Pram Maven

_______________
POOR DALE, YOU THINK EVERYONE IS YOUR FRIEND
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR OWN DICK IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN IT ENDS
CUZ THESE BOARDS AREN'T THE PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO BROWN-NOSE,
MIGHT WORK FOR WEEKS, BUT THEN SUDDENLY DILDOS

FALLING DOWN ON YOUR HEAD FROM THE SKY
CUZ YOU ANGERED THE GODS BY NOT SAYING YOU'RE BI
ONLY THAT KIND OF SHIT FLIES HERE, YOU KNOW
SO YA BEST MIND YA MANNERS AND HIDE ALL YOUR BLOW

CUZ THEY WILL FIND IT! (SO TO SPEAK)
AND WHILE THEY'RE HIGH, YOU'LL ASK IF YOU'RE WEAK
THE ANSWER, OF COURSE: A RESOUNDING YES;
AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, YOU WILL BE QUITE A MESS

SO NOW I HOPE YOU'RE GLAD THAT YOU SUCK MONKEY ASSES
DIPPED IN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FROSTING AND A BUNCH
OF OTHER CRAP AND SAWDUST AND BROKEN GLASS AND
JAY LENO'S DOUBLE CHIN AND ALL OF THE SPICE GIRLS

Love, Prammy
*HUG*

[Womti]

I am truly honored. *WHAM*

[Terra]

Has nose ever heard of the famous well liked, honorable fartinmoler?

I think he is the new farty.

[Pram Maven]

Hey Terra,

Doesn't your avatar die in one of the Scream movies?

Cuz she looks really annoying.

Head, optional.