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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 03:07 AM        NEW GRAB BAG: "THE WICKED CHRISTIAN HELL HOUSE KIT!"
Ok, no more dilly-dallying this Halloween season, now we're getting to the REALLY scary stuff with Max's latest piece...


NEW GRAB BAG: "THE WICKED CHRISTIAN HELL HOUSE KIT!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...-christian.php

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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 08:34 AM       
Awesome, Max.....
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 12:36 PM       
Max, that was hilarious! I take it you've seen the "Hell House" documentary, or whatever the hell it was called?
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 08:52 PM       
When you order the "Wicked Christina"...

An awesome article. I think I had a Wicked Christian demon doctor once.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 09:42 AM       
Aw, man! I ALWAYS make that typo!

Proto, no, actually, but I did read a big article on the documentary and the phenomenon a few years back, and their website offered lots of hillarious info.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 09:59 AM       
"Wicked Christina" was the prostitute who taught him about up front costs and the back end.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 10:34 AM       
He also called it the "hello house".
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 12:29 PM       
I have learning disabilities.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 12:52 PM       
Damn you, Max.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 01:28 PM       
ok. see u in hell then.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 10:38 PM       
IF ONLY PERNDOG HAD PROOFREAD THIS

But yeah, seriously, assloads of typos in this one. Also, I got really bored :<
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