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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 08:51 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 09:12 PM       
I'd build it a terrarium and name it Kitty. :D
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 09:22 PM       
We have a tarantula named Trudy. We left her in the garage in her cage for a year, and somehow she is STILL ALIVE
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 09:31 PM       
We have one of those in the garage but it runs when I get my camera, dammit.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 09:38 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 08:48 AM       
Hell no. I thought it was a tarantula the first time I saw it. It's also smart enough to evade glue traps.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 07:06 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 07:17 PM       
Still haven't gotten the spider Moby Dick, but I caught like 200 dumbass wolf spiders in glue traps.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 08:13 PM       
Why did you think it was cool to let a tarantula starve in a garage? Something tells me you weren't awarded a grant for that experiment. I hope you get left in a cage some day you creep.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 11:02 PM       
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Why did you think it was cool to let a tarantula starve in a garage? Something tells me you weren't awarded a grant for that experiment. I hope you get left in a cage some day you creep.
Meh.

The only spiders that really creep me out are daddy long legs. I used to love them, and then one night I woke up and there was this weird crawling sensation, and there were like FIFTY of them all over me.
Which is weird, since before then there were never spiders in my house, and there aren't any now. It was for ONE NIGHT.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:34 PM       
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That's horrible.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:55 PM       
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Meh.

The only spiders that really creep me out are daddy long legs. I used to love them, and then one night I woke up and there was this weird crawling sensation, and there were like FIFTY of them all over me.
Which is weird, since before then there were never spiders in my house, and there aren't any now. It was for ONE NIGHT.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 07:45 AM       
I agree with Jeanette about something.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:00 PM       
We have a tarantula and keep it in the bedroom, but she also never waters or feeds it. I sometimes fill up its water sponge, but that thing gets fed maybe 4 times a year.

She says that they can live for up to a year without food, which I suppose is true. Humans can live for up to a month without food, too! Think of all the money we can save!
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 05:31 AM       
yeah just dont eat for a month then go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant! problem solved!
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 07:55 AM       
Yes, but if you feed it and it grows and sheds you'll have a SUPERFUN TARANTULA SKIN* to play with. It's like having a hollow tarantula!


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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 12:25 PM       
We have one of those, we put it on top of the cage to scare guests.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
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