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I like you. We don't really mean to hurt you, you're a fun punching bag. 6 26.09%
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:05 PM       
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I'm not the one making fun of people with disabilities! I wonder what's so wrong with you guys that being meanies is all you can do!
I have Asperger's Syndrome too, and unlike Jake, I've actually been diagnosed by a doctor. He isn't being mocked simply because of his A.S., he's being mocked because
A. This is a humor site,
B. He's somewhat irritating,
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C. Its amusing to watch you squeal in protest.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:08 PM       
This is a joke.

It is funny because I am explaining it.

Laugh.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:16 PM       
I feel for you too. I'm sorry about calling you a whore Jeanette X. I didn't realize that you are the way you are because of having the same affliction. I really do feel bad. I'm going to apologize in the other thread too because I don't want to be mean to someone who doesn't deserve it. you can't help it. It's ok. I am very sorry!
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:26 PM       
could you be any more one dimensional
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:35 PM       
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I feel for you too. I'm sorry about calling you a whore Jeanette X. I didn't realize that you are the way you are because of having the same affliction. I really do feel bad. I'm going to apologize in the other thread too because I don't want to be mean to someone who doesn't deserve it. you can't help it. It's ok. I am very sorry!
Jesus Christ, you don't have to apologize to me, this is a fucking humor site!

Unlike your pal Jake, I don't want or need pity from you or anybody for my condition. Just because your boyfriend is an emotional weakling in need of babying doesn't mean that I am too.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:43 PM       
I have been diagnosed by a real doctor too. But that doesn't excuse me for acting like an arsehole. My condition isn't a license to have no empathy for other human beings, even though it's difficult sometimes. Heck, it's difficult for a lot of people.

That's why I gave everybody the Beach Party thread. It's my way of saying sorry. Because everybody needs a bit of relaxation. I've been way too defensive of late.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:48 PM       
@Jeanette X: I deserve that. Every bit of it. But I'm not looking for pity anymore, I'm looking for good times and people who won't take any crap from me.

Good advice. If Otaku Girl in the bookshop is shy like she is, one of us is going to have to get some courage, and I think it's going to be me.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 11:54 PM       
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@Jeanette X: I deserve that. Every bit of it. But I'm not looking for pity anymore, I'm looking for good times and people who won't take any crap from me.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 12:12 AM       
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I have been diagnosed by a real doctor too. But that doesn't excuse me for acting like an arsehole. My condition isn't a license to have no empathy for other human beings, even though it's difficult sometimes. Heck, it's difficult for a lot of people.

That's why I gave everybody the Beach Party thread. It's my way of saying sorry. Because everybody needs a bit of relaxation. I've been way too defensive of late.
Good. But stop looking for our approval so much. You try too hard with things like "Beach Party" threads. You don't need to fall all over yourself like that, jeez.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 12:19 AM       
Maybe I don't deserve to be here. I've treated you all terribly. Maybe none of this would have ever happened if I didn't mention my condition. But I can't change the past or time travel like Doctor Who. In any case, Doctor Who poses a strong case for not changing the past.

I've been expecting too much of people who may have liked me had I not acted the way I did back in the day. I probably came here at the wrong time in my life. You know that metaphor I used where I thought Tadao was Batman and I was the Joker he was going to beat up? Well, the story of The Killing Joke points out that the Joker is too insane to want to change. I don't want it to be like that. But there's another guy who might have taken a few hard knocks in that Alan Moore story that I admire, Commissioner Gordon. The Joker tortures him but he still wants Joker brought in "By the book". It's like that scene in Pulp Fiction where Samuel L Jackson's character says he's trying hard to be the shepherd. Sometimes I think I'm the Joker, but I'm trying hard to be Commissioner Gordon.

You guys are doing the right thing by disowning me. Bring me in by the book. I will rot in internet jail, my reign of terror is over.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 12:24 AM       
@Jeanette X: Wait, whaaa?

Stop the emo fest I just posted, I gotta get a hold of myself!

As for the "Beach Party" thread, that's a pastiche of the silly party threads that happen on another forum I post on that go on when something significant happens to a forum member for the better. That and I went to Jamberoo on Thursday this week, which is a water park. I guess I must have thought that if all the school students I was graduating with stopped bickering with each other enough to enjoy a day at the water park, it would work online too.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 12:45 AM       
This guy has GOT to be a troll. That or you all just completely broke him.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 12:46 AM       
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This is coming from the same guy that posted pictures of himself grinding a Wii controller into his ass.

Look in a mirror, G Dub.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 01:20 AM       
@LordSappington: You guys broke me. I'm trying to remember where my limited warranty is so I can be sent away for repairs. Ah, there it is. Next to my brother's Optimus Prime instructions.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 01:32 AM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 02:27 PM       
I think you look like a young Roger Ebert.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
That is because all white dudes look the same to you.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
All white guys look like Ebert to you? What a nightmare you live.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
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That is because all white dudes look the same to you.
Pub, you look nothing like other white guys or Roger Ebert.

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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 09:27 PM       
Indeed, you'll see me coming in a dark alley.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 09:30 PM       
I always though pub looked like the Apex Twin dude.

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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 09:32 PM       
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Indeed, you'll see me coming in a dark alley.
That is to say that I would cum up your dark back alley, my sweet prince.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 09:46 PM       
Of course, if you close your eyes, I might not be able to spot you in the dark.

But that would only work if I had a cold.

You'd be invisible, but I'd still smell you, you stinky ******.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
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