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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 12:58 PM        Anyone wanna help me fuck with a scammer?
I usually ignore the nigerian scam emails because they're so played, but I was bored and started fucking with this guy. He's extra-fun because he responds immediately.

Hello,

My name is Dr. Michael George of {CBN}. I am informing you of an attempt by some men to collect your payment
on your behalf. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they came to collect your
inheritance/contract funds payment sum of $5M which rightfully belongs to you as shown in your file with us, on
your behalf and by your authorization.

However, I am writing you this email to find out from you if
you actually sent them. Note that they actually tendered some vital documents
which proved that you actually sent them to collect these funds. Below is the list of documents which they presented.

*Letter of administration
*Order to release
*High court injunction

I want to hear from you before I order the release
of the funds to these men who claim to be your representatives because they will be back to my office next week.
I decided to carry out this decision based on my work experience and this is a risk I cannot take because I have not
heard anything from you. Kindly direct your response to the private email address of the Executive Governor, below for
quicker deliberation and response from him on the release of your funds to you.


Email: drmichaelgeorgeng@gmail.com

Note that for security reasons you have been assigned a
code/password which is {TT7270CBN}, please note that this code is the reference number
for your transfer and it's being disclosed to you alone.

Yours faithfully,

Dr Michael George.


I responded:

E Ku Aro, Esteemed Doctor,

I assure you I did not send these representatives and I have genuine doubts as to their intentions.
You have my permission to shoot them on sight.


To which he immediately replied:

Dear Sir,

What we can do for you at this moment is to help you
appoint a good lawyer who will counter the already presented motives in
court so that we can have a good ground to wire your funds as directed.


The lawyers contact is as follows.

Name: Barrister Theophilus Danjuman Esq.
Address: Plot 20,Victoria Crescent,Victoria Garden City,Lagos Nigeria.
Tel : +2347072017439
Email: theophilusdept@barristerdanjuman.com


We shall also brief him on this issue so that no one gets into any mess.Get in contact with him now.

The man who came to present the documents is Mr Calvin Rose from New York.


Give us a brief as soon as you contact the lawyer find below the account information presented to the bank


Bank: Chevy Chase Bank
Bank Transfer ID : 255071981
Bank Account No. : 1593217552
Name: Mr Calvin Rose

Thank You,

Dr Michael George

...Now I'm just sort of sitting here with steepled hands
pondering what direction to take this. I could fuck with him by
sending pictures of random nigerians (http://www.signgenerator.org/scams/nigerian/) and asking
him to identify Calvin Rose. I'd prefer to do something original,
there are plenty of sites out there about them fed exing things and
going on wild goose chases.

Or I could just send him lame Nigerian jokes or other inane crap
until he realizes this one won't pay off.

Hm.




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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 02:40 PM       
I like the implied japanese-stylings.

Idea: State that while you know of no "Calvin Rose" you do know of an impersonator going by that alias named Swami Nkume Farouk - include a photo of Robert Mugabe - and state he is wanted for extortion and/or murder in several countries. With any luck he'll try to shoot the bastard. Win-win.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 02:49 PM       
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Kindly direct your response to the private email address of the Executive Governor,
You don't know who you're fucking with!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 02:51 PM       
I like how the executive governor has the same name as the scammer. What a coincidence!

That shit's just sloppy. Insulting.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 03:09 PM       
"you will be a dead WILSON TURBUCKLES FROM THE CLIQUE MOBAND GOVENOR.-cole"

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 04:01 PM       
The Chevy Chase Bank
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 04:09 PM       
Well, that could be based in Maryland.

Maryland, Nigeria.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 04:32 PM       
Chevy Chase Bank is legit. They are pretty well known actually.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 04:38 PM       
I'm considering a few other plans of action:

1) write him with stupid non-sequiturs and see how long he'll respond.

2) tell him I am looking for a Nigerian husband.

3) rant about dignity and act like I'm trying to rehabilitate him.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 05:22 PM       
I used to have a Chevy Chase Bank account.

4) Try to convert him to some multiple-headed-dildo-worshipping cult.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 05:23 PM       
Be sure to talk a lot about god and how you were praying for help and he answered his prayers and this guy must be an angel.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 05:24 PM       
CULT!
CULT!
CULT!
CULT!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 05:53 PM       
I say go for number 2. Hit on him and pretend to be a young Nigerian temptress :O
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 06:03 PM       
It'd be more appealing, I think, if I was an American temptress and got visions of green cards dancing in his head.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 06:06 PM       
Hmm...
I have a pretty good Craigslist tranny picture selection if it might help.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 06:11 PM       
Carnivore, I missed you darling


and you to Kitsa
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 07:22 PM       
What if hes telling the truth? You would look like quite the asshole.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 07:25 PM       
LOL DR GEORGE MICHEAL
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 09:06 PM       
That's a risk I'm willing to take.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 09:33 PM       
You should offer him your help convincing other Americans that he's for real. The when he scams a rube he could pay you a fee. All you would have to do is give him your routing number.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 09:40 PM       
Engage him in DCC and trade warez.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 09:40 PM       
holy fuck that's brilliant.

well, the good part of it.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 10:02 PM       
Iv'e just been reading horror stories and it seems its best not to respond at all since that tells them it's a working email address. They seem to see the people who are on to them as potential victims to extort. Next thing you know your email account just sent out thousands of death threats like this idiot.
http://www.scamorama.com/joesmith_mcboll.html

Don't go poking sticks into bees nests.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 10:32 PM       
I heard of one person who got an e-mail like that and somehow managed to scam money out of the scammer. His was a rare instance though.

But if you need any more options, that's always open.
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She could send the reply back from a new fake Yahoo email addy. She would have to copy and paste the letter into a reply so as to leave out the original headers.
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