Anyone wanna help me fuck with a scammer?

[MarioRPG]

Hit on him, demand pills to enlarge your penis.

[Evil Robot]

Get one of those legal document templates for MS word and write up some bullshit deeds for properties that are giant holes in the ground, like an abandoned mine or something. Offer him the properties instead of money to claim your inheritance and see what he does.

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen

I heard of one person who got an e-mail like that and somehow managed to scam money out of the scammer. His was a rare instance though.

But if you need any more options, that's always open.

One person?

http://www.419eater.com

[McClain]

Try and get him to spend his own money sending you money orders and crap like that.

[Evil Robot]

I still think he's telling the truth.

[kahljorn]

Offer to sell him a treasure map

and bury some poop or something wherever the x is

[MarioRPG]

Originally Posted by McClain

Try and get him to spend his own money sending you money orders and crap like that.

Yeah, this one's a good idea too. Just don't use a home address, obvs.

You're going to need money orders, written agreements, contracts, pictures, maps, history of the bank...

[Skulhedface]

Tell him you are in Nigeria, then hit Google Maps and find a suitable meeting place. Give a vague description of someone random, and tell him to be easily identifiable, i.e. wearing a hilarious sign. Tell him to get random passerby to pose in pictures with him, and send them to you via email, and if he comes through you'll meet him. Tell him to wait, and tell him it could be awhile, hours maybe, but you will definitely be there tonight.

That should cover a few bases... embarassing photos, embarassing situation, and a complete waste of his time.

OR.... just tell him you're a master hacker, you've traced his location and information, and you've kidnapped his sister, and if he wants her back, to pay a princely ransom.

[kahljorn]

lol i like skulhed's idea. You should tell him that you're a part of an international crime syndicate that does some crazy shit and that you want him to join ;o

also, if he doesnt join you, then he knows too much so you're going to have a chat with your boss about him

also offer to sell him a treasure map with the syndicates secret cash and drug stash.

[Skulhedface]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

lol i like skulhed's idea. You should tell him that you're a part of an international crime syndicate that does some crazy shit and that you want him to join ;o

also, if he doesnt join you, then he knows too much so you're going to have a chat with your boss about him

also offer to sell him a treasure map with the syndicates secret cash and drug stash.

Bonus points if you send him a treasure map from the back of a McDonald's tray liner.

[kahljorn]

now i wanna fuck with a scammer

One time one messaged me so I tried to talk to him, but he never wrote back ;o

[Kitsa]

Actually, I'm a little bored with this guy if you want him.

[Bod]

today I'm so damn angry.
My personal anger isn't worth a whole new thread so I thought I'd say it here
carry on

[Tadao]

You need to masturbate on video and send it to me. That will make you feel better.

[Kitsa]

Who wants a Russian mail-order bride? I got this email titled "we need to talk".



H! I like your post. I am good looking female. I am from Russia and moving to the states shortly
I am looking for a good man to spend my time with and who can show me around
Could you please kindly reply to me at psdcaobferrellfux@gmail.com
I'll send some pictures of me in reply so you could see who you're talking to
Could you reply to my email account I am giving in the message as I am writing from my work email which i don't normally check

[Colonel Flagg]

Damn. You get all the good stuff.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Who wants a Russian mail-order bride? I got this email titled "we need to talk".



H! I like your post. I am good looking female. I am from Russia and moving to the states shortly
I am looking for a good man to spend my time with and who can show me around
Could you please kindly reply to me at psdcaobferrellfux@gmail.com
I'll send some pictures of me in reply so you could see who you're talking to
Could you reply to my email account I am giving in the message as I am writing from my work email which i don't normally check

Talk to "her!" I wanna see some pics :O

[Kitsa]

You talk to her! I gave you her email address.