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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:53 AM       
Well, if she didn't find it by snooping around, she's kinda even more of a heinous bitch for being told about it in confidence and then blabbing to their parents about it

not that underage drinking and underage sociopathic adultery are even in the same ballpark as heinous shit goes
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 10:20 AM       
Beer, on your own, in your room affects no one, except yourself. Writing about having sex with a number of HAWT GUYZ with a "Deadline" and a "DECEMBER WINNER" is just that - writing. If I find out about either one, I'll be worried, and want to talk to both kids about stuff. Period.

It's not a question of which is worse. The problem here is that the kids took the law into their own hands. IMO both kids are in the wrong and that needs to be addressed by the parents.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 10:36 AM       
that was funny as fuck.

If I found a dozen beer in my kids closet and he was 15+ I'd just take half of em for myself.

then he/she would realize the consequences of bringing booze into the house.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 12:57 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:11 PM       
Geez, I was wondering why she wanted to give him her electronic business card.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:36 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:49 PM       
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Writing about having sex with a number of HAWT GUYZ with a "Deadline" and a "DECEMBER WINNER" is just that - writing. If I find out about either one, I'll be worried, and want to talk to both kids about stuff. Period.
wat. Are you missing that fact the girl was already a third of the way through the list, marking dates on the left side? It isn't just fantasy or something.

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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:42 PM       
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Well, if she didn't find it by snooping around, she's kinda even more of a heinous bitch for being told about it in confidence and then blabbing to their parents about it
Yeah really

I can't count the number of times I've trusted people about rule-breaking, only to have them stab me in the back later. For the sake of what, being a douchebag? Why don't you piss on me, too?

This kid is 100% justified, I can't even believe he found something so great to get back at her with.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:46 PM       
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Was thinking the same thing, haha
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:27 PM       
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how is she any worse than any of the girls these days?
Most girls I know don't have dick-sucking lists. Most I know would have shown it to me by now. You say the kid shouldn't be drinking, I say she shouldn't be filling herself with so much cock.

YOU MUST'VE HAD ONE OF THOSE LISTS! Can we see it? I mean, we're total strangers.

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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:47 PM       
Okay, so from my understanding on the article, as far as we know, she told on him for the beer just to be a bitch. As people do. Now, you REALLY can't expect to get someone grounded for a quarter of a year, and NOT expect them to find revenge somehow, can you?
Besides, for all you know, he could have just saved her from a teenage pregnancy.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:56 PM       
I was grounded for a year when I was in the fifth grade. I can't even remember what I did.


I only remember that, when you've been alive for a little over 10 years, a year of grounding is an eternity.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:21 PM       
hopefully he gave the original to his parents, too, or found a way to have them find it. probably wouldn't want to send them a link to the fb post though
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:32 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:47 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:57 PM       
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Okay, so from my understanding on the article, as far as we know, she told on him for the beer just to be a bitch.
that is NOT as far as we know, at all.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:03 PM       
I like how everybody is now convinced that elx has a dick hunting list, BECAUSE THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT :O
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:05 PM       
It was my first thought, too, buddy. I don't read half of what you say, anyway.
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THAT SEEMS A LITTLE UNCALLED FOR

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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:23 PM       
Holy shit, elx. I'm actually kind of amazed at you right now.

That kid is a fucking diabolical bastard, and I love it. Very well played, kid.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:28 PM       
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ARENT YOU (SUPPOSEDLY) ONE OF THE GIRLS THESE DAYS?

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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:34 PM       
I'd rather have my kid sucking beers than sucking cocks.
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