Originally Posted by Evil Robot
BTW gamma, you need to have your "breaks" fixed, not looked at. Looking at them isn't going to do anything.
No, see, I don't need them fixed. I have a friend with "break vision". He looks at things and they magically change into new breaks. He has to wear special sunglasses to prevent him from turning everything into breaks but it's really handy fo-NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK BUT WHEN YOU TAKE THE CAR TO THE GARAGE YOU SAY "HEY MY BREAKS ARE ACTING UP BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS. TAKE A LOOK AT THEM BROSKI" AND THEY DO AND THEY TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT COSTS AND YOU SAY "SURE MAN GO FOR IT."
MAN I'M HUNGRY. I GONNA GO GET SOME FOOD. BTW I'M GONNA EAT THE FOOD TOO. JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST GONNA GET THE FOOD AND HOLD IT.