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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 04:07 AM       
When they show commercials on TV for Two and a Half Men, and the ad says it is on at an 'adults only special time of' ... slightly later than whenever it was on the previous week.

8:00pm isn't an adults only television watching time period by any stretch of the imagination. Funniest Home Videos is on the other channel for Christ's sake. Not that I've ever watched this drivel for longer than a single minute.


Uh, Two and a Half Men should be destroyed.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 04:10 AM       
it's already canceled.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 04:16 AM       
No, no; destroyed. I want The guy, the other guy and the fat kid to be destroyed.

Plus it's still being shown on TV here every other day.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 04:16 AM       
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it's already canceled.
Yeah but it took 8 years and the main actor to lose his mind to finally bring it down, which is a crime in of itself
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 07:29 AM       
I thought I just heard on the radio that they're planning to keep it going with Charlie Sheen dying in a fiery car crash and something blahblah Ashton Kutcher is the wacky new owner of the house?

I heard that like yesterday.

I hate that show.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 10:56 AM       
What if that did happen? Jesus.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 11:32 AM       
Fiery. Firey? I don't know.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 12:34 PM       
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dude, mexican restaurants are the best. they feed you as soon as you walk in.


pen-stealers should be destroyed. I had a dude say, "wow this pen is great" and I was like, "yeah it's my favorite," so he smiles -- and then walks away with it. I'm so glad you liked my $8 pen so much that you decided it was worth blatantly stealing, jerk.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 01:09 PM       
I agree with that one so much. If you borrow a piece of paper, well that means you can keep it, but if I lend you my pen at the same time then I want it back.

Try to steal all that guy's pens for as long as he lives, elx.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 01:11 PM       
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this is how i read this part.

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AND THIS
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 01:12 PM       
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I've got a pretty open mind when it comes to destroying things, but fuck you for suggesting that this isn't a classic song that children nowadays would do well to stay inside memorising the lyrics to.


And also, PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP. YEAH FUCK YOU. GIMME RED PICKLES I DONT KAIR. servers make about $2 hourly, and most of that is taken out in taxes so our check is usually $0/Void. SO THAT TIP IS HOW I PAY MY BILLS AND BUY MY DRUGS.

My favorite is guys who shake your hand and say "damn boy yous da best waiter I ever did have, imma tell all my friends aboutchou!" and I usually say "Please don't sir and go back to school" then they leave nothing after i gave them great advice. I APPRECIATE IT AND I TRIED BY TMOBILE DOESNT TAKE HANDSHAKES.

At least thats how it is here all over the east coast. When I was serving in seattle I made $9 hourly plus all my tips from nice customers. It was pretty ballin' working full time along with school.

And elx, you gotta steal pens by the dozens from walmart. G2's are the best and fit great by the handful in my girlfriends purse. Don't feel bad, most people who eat at chilis work at walmart so when they steal your pen it's just going to end up back there anyways. consider it borrowing.
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Old Jun 24th, 2011, 01:14 PM       
thrasho you gotta realize that in a lot of places outside of the US people actually get paid full wages to serve food and therefore tipping is really not practiced
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thrasho you gotta realize that in a lot of places outside of the US people actually get paid full wages to serve food and therefore tipping is really not practiced
I had no idea

It's so hard being white, why do we always have to go through hardships like this?
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Old Jun 25th, 2011, 01:07 AM       
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer Movies.
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Old Jun 25th, 2011, 02:32 AM       
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thrasho you gotta realize that in a lot of places outside of the US people actually get paid full wages to serve food and therefore tipping is really not practiced
Yeah, I suppose I should have added that.

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Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer Movies.
I watched Scary Movie when it came out, but that's it. Everybody who enjoys these piles of tripe should also be destroyed.

EDIT: And also anyone involve in their creation. Cast, crew, writers, those that put money into it etc
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Old Jun 25th, 2011, 05:03 AM       
Steven Seagal.
He looks retarded, his acting is awful, his fighting is awful, and he reminds me of that one neighbor you have who walks by when you're grilling and asks "When's dinner?"
I dunno, buddy; how about you go home ask figure it out yourself? Asshole.
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Old Jun 25th, 2011, 05:06 AM       
If you were washing your car, Steven Segal would look over the fence and say "You can do mine next!"
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Old Jun 25th, 2011, 05:28 AM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2011, 09:11 AM       
The worst thing about there movies is not only the lack of understanding of what satire is, but the fact that actually funny people like Fred Willard and Jennifer Coolage participate.
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Old Jun 25th, 2011, 09:31 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 02:47 PM       
Peter Laird for selling TMNT to Nickelodeon.




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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 11:23 PM       
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And also, PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP. YEAH FUCK YOU. GIMME RED PICKLES I DONT KAIR. servers make about $2 hourly, and most of that is taken out in taxes so our check is usually $0/Void. SO THAT TIP IS HOW I PAY MY BILLS AND BUY MY DRUGS.

And elx, you gotta steal pens by the dozens from walmart. G2's are the best and fit great by the handful in my girlfriends purse. Don't feel bad, most people who eat at chilis work at walmart so when they steal your pen it's just going to end up back there anyways. consider it borrowing.
Europeans are the absolute worst, man. We're located in a private urban complex that has 1.3-2.5 million dollar high-rise condos, and all we get is business men and investors like every single night. They sit at our bar for hours, always spend like $2k on imported beers/white wine and NEVER tip our bar attendant. but they know damn well better than that. Scandinavians/Germans are the worst drunk people.

.5 G2s have been my favorite for years, but I love the colors that the .7 gel ones come in too so I hate buying them and would never steal ANYWAY - you're my problem dude. My servers steal pens from me more than customers ever do. I refill the station jars, and they disappear within like an hour and then they come over and start jacking mine when i'm below deck. I don't know how you knew that I worked in the restaurant biz, but yeah. PEN STEALERS. BURN.
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Old Jun 27th, 2011, 03:55 PM       
Not steal from servers! Steal from the store! I dont have time to wait in lines, I grab a handful of shit then stuff it in my pocket and get the hell out.

Yes, One time I had these 2 smoking euro skanks, their bill was like $250, without the tip, and all they did was leave $200 total. My manager told me I had to pay for it but I told him to go fuck himself. Also, I double drop alot of checks by movings bevs, soups, salads and chips around along with other things that don't come from the kitchen. It sure is effective and you don't feel like you lost that much if you have to cover a fuck-up with your own money

Also I got fired from there forever ago. Still dunno why.
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 01:07 AM       
Fuck you and your tips. Go do construction or something else if carrying food to people is just impossible without them paying more than the price of their food and drinks. Or, y'know, put in extra effort.

I agree with most of the things listed. I can't stand hipsters, and BROS are nearly as bad, but at least they're not as smug and delusional. I also instantly dislike most teenagers. Oh, and those awful parody movies and the people that watch them are just so infuriating that I try not to think about them. Same goes for Kevin James/Adam Sandler/Rob Schneider movies and fans.
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