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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:08 AM       
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Fuck you bitch.


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That shit happened.
And Milli Vanilla said they could really sing.

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That shit is common in my life.
Yes, I'm sure posting crap on forums is a very common part of your life.

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You pay me enough, I'll even let YOU suck it.
How about if I pay you enough, you let me kick it? Oh, I forgot. You're a superstud whose testicles are magically impervious to any attacks. And look! There's a leprechaun humping the Toothfairy.

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Well...maybe not. But I'll let you lick it a lil'.
Who do you think I am? Only Michael Jackson does that shit to 12 year olds.

I don't need to tell you how retarded you are, nor does anyone else. That's why I'm going to spend my time redirecting everyone's attention to this cool website about monkeys:

http://www.ape-o-naut.org/

Monkey have heaps of sex and they throw shit at people. That makes them a million times cooler than anything Stoppa posts.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:27 AM       
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Fuck you bitch. That shit happened. That shit is common in my life. You pay me enough, I'll even let YOU suck it. Well...maybe not. But I'll let you lick it a lil'.
I don't need to pay ANYONE any amount of money for sexual favors.
I work out six day a week.


The bitch wants me!! And you didn't have to bring up all that "I work out obsessively 'cause I'm a fat whore who's trying to lose a ton or 2" shit. All you had to was say, "Stoppa, would you cram that big ol' sausage inside me for 6 days solid? I know you got da' stamina!" I'd have gotten the pic.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 02:46 AM       
Monkey, monkey
I love you.
Monkey, monkey
You are true.
I'll love the monkey all day long.
That is why I wrote this song.



I LOVE MONKEYS
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 02:51 AM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 11:25 AM       
REALLY WORTHY OF 3 LOL EMOTICONS
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 04:26 AM       
No, actually it wasn't worth any.
I was just trying to make him feel better because he's retarded.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 01:23 AM       
my boyfriend is like SOOOO jealous of stoopa

isn't my b/f sexy?!





he's got a good <3, look at him giving little chloe her first breast exam

i'll never leave you baby we're 4eva
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 02:10 AM       
That is the largest penis I've ever seen.
I'm impressed.
Can I borrow him.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 07:11 PM       
HEY GUYS. WHO HERE WANTS SECKS?

I'M BUYIN.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 02:00 AM       
Secks sounds fun.

Can I play too!
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:21 AM       
REALLY WORTHY OF A MISSFIT POST
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 12:38 PM       
I guess it was cause you posted too.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 02:16 PM       
Well..this place is really jumping.

You people NEED me and my 16 inch hoagie of love.

I won't stick it in your fat ass, MissFit, but I'll squirt a lil' mustard on your face, for your enjoyment.

Hey, I'm a thoughtful guy.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
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...You people NEED me and my 16 inch hoagie of love...
...but I'll squirt a lil' mustard on your face, for your enjoyment...
Sounds like you wanna share a 7-11 big bite with him. But either way it sounds disgusting, and messy.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
Sorry Stoppa but I'm not fat, and I don't like mustard, and I don't like you.
We all know you are covering up for your tiny penis, your fat girlfriend and your acne covered face.
Oh and your parents whom I can guess are raging alcoholics because they are ashamed that they regretfully produced someone like you!!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:30 PM       
Oh my god, shut up.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:32 PM       
you shut up
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:33 PM       
thats it rongi

or should i say "ron-gay"
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
no you shut up
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
Rongi-I love your avatar.
That's Zorak right?

Schmid-Why do have to be so gad damn mean
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
NO IT IS A GRASSHOPPER ON ACID DUH
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
shut up
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:46 PM       
No, it's a praying mantis DUH
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:48 PM       
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