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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:16 AM       
I cocked up a Film Study quiz. I got a sixty on it.

I'm dumb or something.

I JUST WANT TO WORK IN A DINER. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:19 AM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:19 AM       
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You can always join a scandinavian death metal band
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:20 AM       
Do construction work. Electricians make fat cash.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:31 AM       
I actually have a friend that does that at the moment while he's still in school. He makes several thousand dollars.

The thing that nobody gets with me is that I like manual labor that's boring and just awful. I don't want a job fours year from now because I'm smart or have a degree. That's if I'm able to get a job at all with that shitty piece of paper.

I feel like I'm going to school for fun. I pretty much can consider it that, get a job at a Waffle House and a shitty apartment, while giving my parents the finger and not looking back. I'm not worried about being able to survive. And I've got my bike, so I don't need a car. If I need to go out of town, there's a bus heading out everywhere.

The only thing I should be petrified about is still not knowing what to do. But I'm here for now, so I'm working my ass off for the rest of the year.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 04:03 AM       
If you ever get a job and want manual labor, dont get one that you have to work at a restaurant or factory. Imagine you spend your entire day in such a place for years on end. Get one that has a certain degree of freedom. Like Trucker, Road marker, Construction guy etc
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 05:50 AM       
I work at a golf course at the moment and I enjoy that.

I can take pretty much anything. I'd even mow lawns, if I had to.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 08:40 AM       
I saw a dude give a chick the goon hand yesterday and the look of utter fury on her face was priceless.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 10:01 AM       
A couple of weeks ago, I was waiting for my mom in her car in a dodgy area of town. I watched a homeless woman squat at a bus stop and give the finger to every bus that passed.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 11:24 AM       
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I cocked up a Film Study quiz. I got a sixty on it.

I'm dumb or something.
Work hard and believe in yourself, you'll make it there eventually
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 11:30 AM       
It's the only thing I'm not doing so hot in that I'm really mad about, because I'm passionate about film and film theory. It pisses me off.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 11:45 AM       
is the teacher an asshole? Sometimes that's why. I got a C in medical anthropology once and I was like what the fuck. The bizarre thing about that was that there were no papers or tests, all the classes (this was MED SCHOOL, btw) consisted of watching a tape of whatever medical special was on TV the previous night. And I showed up for every class and paid attention, so I don't know how the hell that worked out to a C. Fortunately I wasn't enrolled in the med school permanently yet and my undergrad advisor was letting me take it as a science elective.

Still, the bastard.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 11:57 AM       
How the hell does spider-man climb walls while he's wearing his costume?
I mean, if you made a real spider wear tiny socks/gloves on it's feet it wouldn't be able to climb jack shit
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 12:02 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 12:27 PM       
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is the teacher an asshole? Sometimes that's why. I got a C in medical anthropology once and I was like what the fuck. The bizarre thing about that was that there were no papers or tests, all the classes (this was MED SCHOOL, btw) consisted of watching a tape of whatever medical special was on TV the previous night. And I showed up for every class and paid attention, so I don't know how the hell that worked out to a C. Fortunately I wasn't enrolled in the med school permanently yet and my undergrad advisor was letting me take it as a science elective.

Still, the bastard.
No, I've got no reason to claim that the teachers are anything but completely fair. Besides, these are based on the scores from online quizzes, which are graded instantly.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
How do you get rid of unwanted chicks in Finland RaNkeri?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 12:33 PM       
Does frozen piss still apply?
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:17 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:20 PM       
Hahahahaha WTF?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:39 PM       
I've just been told my relationship is 'on pause' until our timetables are settled.

And because I didn't say good bye to him last time we saw each other.
I was drunk. He was working behind the bar.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:43 PM       
Are you dating a woman?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:44 PM       
Oh and, NO ONE HERE CARES, TAKE IT TO LOVELINE
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:45 PM       
Clearly.

Actually, that would probably be better. At least she'd be able to wash up properly.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 03:50 PM       
European men are so gay, American cowboys are were it's at baby. Even when we have gay sex we don't menstruate.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 04:01 PM       
If a guy has the ability of flight, does it require him to use muscles? Can he fly infinitely?
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