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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 08:44 AM       
That story is a bit sad but a bit cheering too.

As long as he'd paid for the food, of course.

If not, tell everyone you know about how bad it was.
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 08:58 AM       
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I got this too! I didn't even know that it wasn't a universal thing until like five years ago.

Are you extremely good at remembering other people's birthdays too, no matter how little you care about them?

Usually when I remember birthdays it has something to do with me giving a shit, but no, not especially good with dates.

Numbers, certain letters, and music usually trigger colors and shapes to me. I think it's supposed to go beyond whatever crap your brain normally imagines when exposed to music or words, and that certain letters, numbers or notes ALWAYS evoke the same color. For me, 9 has always been sort of a deep, bluish kelly green, and 5 and 7 are slightly different shades of red-orange.

Sometimes music does it too. Certain music makes me see rippling ribbons. It's like having Fantasia going in your head 24/7.
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 09:05 AM       
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Okay, if someone asks me for regular turkey, I don't do that. I make sure I give them what they ask for if they DO ask for a specific type, but if they just say they want turkey, how am I supposed to know?
Also, yeah, if you say you want regular turkey, they give you honey and insist it's regular, they deserve whatever they get. There's being a dick, and then there's being a lazy asshole.
That wasn't a good analogy
I always specifically say that I want the oven-roasted turkey or the buffalo turkey or whatever. I never say, "JUST GIVE ME SOME TURKEY." Because that would be rude

I don't know if it's laziness or if it's ignorance of how allergies work or whether they think that food allergies are some made-up thing to get attention, but it happens a lot. My mom had a run-in the other day with a deli worker who picked up the honey turkey and started cutting it before we realized it wasn't the right thing; she switched it out, but the residue was already all over the machine and her gloves.

Sometimes I just buy the prepackaged stuff and hope for the best.
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 10:21 AM       
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...you get to think of him as The Hamburglar from now on
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 11:41 AM       
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speaking of fuct up spines, i went to chiropractor today

it was pretty ok! he snapped my neck like in goldeneye.
The first few times are the worst. You usually have to adjust your rear view mirror on the drive home.

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My dad's had been seeing a chiropractor for years after a work-related accident permanently damaged his spine and rendered him unable to perform manual labor (he couldn't move to the office division because I think he doesn't even have a GED) and I had registered an appointment with the same chiropractor, based on my dad's recommendation, to help me with my bad back and found out the day after I scheduled that his practice had folded. When I asked why, I was told that he got in a car accident and damaged his back to the point where he was no longer able to practice. I don't think that the receptionist that called me appreciated the irony (or me laughing about it) as much as I did.
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 12:13 PM       
My neurosurgeon told me if I ever go to a chiropractor he'll kill me himself.

Also, my great-grandfather left one in an ambulance once.

I'm afraid of chiropractors
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 12:47 PM       
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Also, my great-grandfather left one in an ambulance once.
i first read this like your grandfather was a vigilante EMT who, upon discovering his patient was a chiropractor, ditched his ass
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 01:09 PM       
That would be awesome but in reality the guy just snapped his neck and broke a clot loose and gave him a stroke.
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Old Jun 28th, 2011, 02:17 PM       
My tape collection has been growing steadily since I made the thread about it.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 01:38 AM       
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Why that thread?
I think I mentioned before that the loveline is the best area on this forum, I just felt like participating for once! I took willie's thread because I didn't want to make my own, and all of the other ones are creepy.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 01:42 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 02:19 AM       
Not gonna lie, Tadao was one of the last I-mockery people I expected to get hitched.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 02:55 AM       
Fuck, that's who was in my death pool - Harry Dean Stanton.

Damn, that guy is lasting. Good on him.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 03:08 AM       
Way to ruin a romantic moment like Tadao getting married Dyls.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 03:10 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 03:12 AM       
I bet Tadao is fucking right now, guys
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 03:14 AM       
We're better start high fiving then.

fuck you spell check trying to tell me fiving isn't a word.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 09:54 AM       
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Fuck, that's who was in my death pool - Harry Dean Stanton.

Damn, that guy is lasting. Good on him.
He can last for another 50 years as long as I'm concerned. Love that guy.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 03:03 PM       
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I think I mentioned before that the loveline is the best area on this forum, I just felt like participating for once! I took willie's thread because I didn't want to make my own, and all of the other ones are creepy.
Ok. Thank you.

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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 04:03 PM       
Come on elx, you got laid. Man up.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 04:06 PM       
Yeah, she wishes she could have more random sex. So it turns like she was just like the rest of you all along.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 04:08 PM       
I know I'm not one to talk but isn't that lass that Zhukov posted in the pretty people thread a trifle young?
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 04:08 PM       
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I want to make jokes about so many things in this thread - Milhouse and sex (because lol), elx being elx, and 10K and his ellipses.
Nothing is stopping you, Champ.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 04:09 PM       
don't get any ideas about posting your random sex havings in my threads, guys

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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 04:09 PM       
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Now that I can see the picture. Didn't she used to be blond?
That one went the way of Lennie and his rabbits.
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