No offense sketch, but you should have hid your website from me.
Hi, I'm the wife a a homosexual man in denial! My son spends most of his time on the computer and has just been diagnosed with rickets! My family life couldn't be better!"
"Whoo hey, look at me! I'm Chris MacAskill! I am so great because my shitty ass company, fatbrain.com, got bought out and now I'm unemployed! So I started a website with pictures of my family and made it out to be some kind of corporate self promotion bullshit!"
"Hi, my name is Anne, Dons little sister. Though I am dirty, I don't actually play soccer. My parents keep me locked in the basement for getting a C- in school and told me I must learn to focus. They say this is nothing compared to the way grandpa made the jews concentrate. They wont let me bathe, and this ball is my only freind. I had a name for it but I forgot since I'm so hungry."